STATE OF THE PATRIOT - DIKEMBE SPEAKS

[dikembe]

HELLO ALL, ITS YOUR PAL, DIKEMBE

HERE ARE SOME FACTS ABOUT THE PATRIOT SEASON SO FAR:

1. JAMES GAROP IS VERY GOOD. IT IS QUITE SAD TO DIKEMBE THAT INJURY AFFLICT HIM. I HOPE THAT MAN RECOVER VERRRRY FAST, BUT TOM COME BACK SOON

2. LEGAR BLUNT- WOW! HE IS BEAST MAN! PROBABLY GREATEST RUNNING BACK OF ALL TIME. THAT HURDLE MOVE, WAS SO COOL!

3. MARTELLOB- WOW. WHAT A MAN. BEST TIGHT END NOT NAMED GRONKEY KONG

4. JACOB BRISKETS- PRETTY GOOD SHOWING! THIS MAN IS ROOK, BUT HE IS ALSO FUTURE LEGEND. HE WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY THE NEXT TWO WEEKS AND THEN TOM WILL RETURN!!!

COLTS 0-2 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[oldrover]

THIRSDAY IS BRISKET TYME!!!

 

[The Brandon Five]

HELLO ALL, ITS YOUR PAL, DIKEMBE

HERE ARE SOME FACTS ABOUT THE PATRIOT SEASON SO FAR:

1. JAMES GAROP IS VERY GOOD. IT IS QUITE SAD TO DIKEMBE THAT INJURY AFFLICT HIM. I HOPE THAT MAN RECOVER VERRRRY FAST, BUT TOM COME BACK SOON

2. LEGAR BLUNT- WOW! HE IS BEAST MAN! PROBABLY GREATEST RUNNING BACK OF ALL TIME. THAT HURDLE MOVE, WAS SO COOL!

3. MARTELLOB- WOW. WHAT A MAN. BEST TIGHT END NOT NAMED GRONKEY KONG

4. JACOB BRISKETS- PRETTY GOOD SHOWING! THIS MAN IS ROOK, BUT HE IS ALSO FUTURE LEGEND. HE WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY THE NEXT TWO WEEKS AND THEN TOM WILL RETURN!!!

COLTS 0-2 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"You know, Colts."

 

[farn]

Dikembe : how true, re the Colts. Remember that time they lost the AFCCG & immediately went into (more of) a tailspin?

 

[IcyPatriot]

THIRSDAY IS BRISKET TYME!!!

Yeah ... let's go............

 

[fxkane]

I hate this nickname. Where did it come from?

Brissette is a good French-American name. Easy to pronounce. And very common.

 

[AtomicDawg]

Aww, this was too short. I wanted to hear about Ryan Tannehill texting you about the game...WE NEED DEETS!

 

[oldrover]

I hate this nickname. Where did it come from?

Brissette is a good French-American name. Easy to pronounce. And very common.

Brisket is a good old-school beef dish. Easier to pronounce. And very satisfying. Just as Jacoby's career may be in a Pats uni.

 

[PP2]

The voice of wisdom.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

2. LEGAR BLUNT- WOW! HE IS BEAST MAN! PROBABLY GREATEST RUNNING BACK OF ALL TIME. THAT HURDLE MOVE, WAS SO COOL!

JONES GRAY SAYS "HI."

 

[PatsDeb]

COLTS 0-2 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The best line of your report. Made me LOL at my desk...

 

[ChessToCheckers]

HELLO ALL, ITS YOUR PAL, DIKEMBE

An instant winner just about every time! Love this guy!

 

[scott99]

If Dikembe isn't the most beloved poster on this messageboard, I don't know who is. He is the Tom Brady of the messageboard.

 

[patriotfantyler]

In this world of uncertainty, there is one thing that is always certain: Dikembe's post put a smile on my face.