Squeaky and Douche have been kidnapped!

[goheels22002]

I've been stuck in the car for the last 90 minutes listening to two Felger and Mazz impersonators slobbering over the airwaves about the greatness of Belichick and Brady.

They started out quoting statistics about how Brady is 4-0 when he throws on 80% or more downs in a game while the other 31 are 3-109 over the past ten years or whatever the time frame is. Okay, great stat. Then they started yammering about games in which the QB throws more than 50 passes. Then they started reading the names of all the coaches that have been fired since Belichick has been in New England like they were filibustering the Senate.

I do not know who those two impostors are, but they are not Squeaky and Douche.

Fan out men. Look high and low. Somewhere there is a guy tied up in a shack mumbling "the cap is crap" sitting next to a pipsqueak under a hood squealing "like I said before, we know Brady did something. There's no way the balls would have been underinflated without him giving the orders..."

If you find them, cut them loose and give them bus fair to Milwaukee. I'll gladly reimburse you.

 

[oldrover]

"Wait... if every instinct they've had is WRONG...

then the OPPOSITE... would have to be RIGHT!"

 

[BradyFTW!]

I've been stuck in the car for the last 90 minutes listening to two Felger and Mazz impersonators slobbering over the airwaves about the greatness of Belichick and Brady.

They started out quoting statistics about how Brady is 4-0 when he throws on 80% oor more downs in a game while the other 31 are 3-109 over the past ten years or whatever the time frame is. Okay, great stat. Then they started yammering about games in which the QB throws more than 50 passes. Then they started reading the names of all the coaches that have been fired since Belichick has been in New England like they were filibustering the Senate.

I do not know who those two impostors are, but they are not Squeaky and Douche.

Fan out men. Look high and low. Somewhere there is a guy tied up in a shack mumbling "the cap is crap" sitting next to a pipsqueak under a hood squealing "like I said before, we know Brady did something. There's no way the balls would have been underinflated without him giving the orders..."

If you find them, cut them loose and give them bus fair to Milwaukee. I'll gladly reimburse you.

Eh, I'd rather not look and just let them starve. Nothing of value is lost.

 

[hambone1818]

If you find them, cut them loose and give them bus fair to Milwaukee. I'll gladly reimburse you.

Nah, they can rot where they are, there's an off chance they'd find their way back if we release them.

 

[shmessy]

Hope you don't mind, but given the serious traffic situation that just broke in the area, I edited your thread title slightly.

Serious Crash on Route 1 Causing Major Traffic Delays

 

[Jackson 2]

This will be a first: the victims' friends families will pay the kidnappers fo keep them and the kidnappers will pay the families to take them back. Talk radio's own Bizarro World...

 

[Deus Irae]

I was in someone's office, and F/M was on. They had the stats. Very interesting. I posted them in the 'thoughts not good enough for a thread' thread

 

[reflexblue]

I've been stuck in the car for the last 90 minutes listening to two Felger and Mazz impersonators slobbering over the airwaves about the greatness of Belichick and Brady.

They started out quoting statistics about how Brady is 4-0 when he throws on 80% oor more downs in a game while the other 31 are 3-109 over the past ten years or whatever the time frame is. Okay, great stat. Then they started yammering about games in which the QB throws more than 50 passes. Then they started reading the names of all the coaches that have been fired since Belichick has been in New England like they were filibustering the Senate.

I do not know who those two impostors are, but they are not Squeaky and Douche.

Fan out men. Look high and low. Somewhere there is a guy tied up in a shack mumbling "the cap is crap" sitting next to a pipsqueak under a hood squealing "like I said before, we know Brady did something. There's no way the balls would have been underinflated without him giving the orders..."

If you find them, cut them loose and give them bus fair to Milwaukee. I'll gladly reimburse you.

hopefully ISIS has kidnapped them.

 

[RobertWeathers]

hopefully the taliban has kidnapped them.

Go with ISIS....it would be quicker.

 

[WinstonSmith]

Formula for sports radio success in Boston:
1. 80% Contrarian
2. 10% normal or supportive of home teams.
3. 10% bragging that you're no homero but fair.

 

[reflexblue]

Go with ISIS....it would be quicker.

OK ISIS it is.

 

[PATS16N0]

Didn't I overhear that the WEEI show has been winning the ratings?

If so, I imagine this is just Fugger and Weasel changing their format.

I hate them both. Mazz is too annoying too listen to. He's the kind of guy that gives Massachusetts natives a bad and negative stereo type. He is a caricature of an annoying Masshole.

 

[PATS16N0]

WEEI is so positive and supportive towards the Patriots. I really don't understand why anyone would listen to the Sports Hub over EEI. Love the show Fauria is on.

 

[FCB02062]

Mazz is scared of Miami...."Landry is a gamebreaker Mike! Why cant belichick draft a guy like Landry!"

Pats just won SB & listening to this dbag you'd think they were 7-9 the last two seasons...

 

[IcyPatriot]

Didn't I overhear that the WEEI show has been winning the ratings?

If so, I imagine this is just Fugger and Weasel changing their format.

I hate them both. Mazz is too annoying too listen to. He's the kind of guy that gives Massachusetts natives a bad and negative stereo type. He is a caricature of an annoying Masshole.

I've been listening to them more lately ...
Jerry Thornton is insufferable IMO .... drives me up the wall.
Between him and Minihane not sure what WEEI is thinking ... both are insufferable.
Between those 2 and Tanguay I'd take Tanguay ... and that's not good.
Glad Ordway is back ... I'd replace Thornton with Danny Picard all day long.

 

[Fencer]

This will be a first: the victims' friends families will pay the kidnappers fo keep them and the kidnappers will pay the families to take them back. Talk radio's own Bizarro World...

The Ransom of Red Chief - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Lavictoire]

My dream show would be Thornton, Zo and Fauria together. They'd blow away the competition. I'd like them to have on negative guests and expose their false aarguments with fairness and truth like we do here.

 

[RayClay]

I'm sure they're sincere.

 

[fair catch fryar]

Nah, they can rot where they are, there's an off chance they'd find their way back if we release them.

They're a couple of ****roaches, no matter where they are..they'll find their way back unfortunately.

 

[PatsWSB47]

Marshall Falk has been doing the same kind of thing on the NFL.network....