Maybe instead of a thread expressing exasperation with all the talk of trades, you could start a thread devoted strictly to just trade speculation and opinion. Keep it all wrapped up tight in one nice little package where everyone could sound off about their "Armchair GM" ideas.
You would not have to visit it and get anxious, people could regain their privilege for discussing whatever comes to mind without meeting vitriol response, and maybe someone will come up with the magic formula for sending Beisel down the road.
Personally, I want Kennison for him.