Shocked By The Bible

[IcyPatriot]

Amazon.com: Shocked by the Bible: The Most Astonishing Facts You've Never Been Told: Joe Kovacs: Books
shocked by the bible: The most astonishing facts you've never been told (hardcover)

among the little-known facts kovacs explores are:

• jesus said no one has gone to heaven except himself
• the bible never says jesus died on a friday or rose from the grave sunday morning
• "christmas" is not mentioned in the bible
• "easter" has vanished from the bible
• god wanted to kill moses
• "god the father" is never mentioned in the old testament
• there weren't just two of every kind of animal aboard noah's ark
• the worst case of hemorrhoids in history is recorded in the bible
• noah, abraham, isaac, and jacob were not jews
• jesus made personal appearances on earth in the old testament
• the bible tells you not to eat your dog or cat for dinner
• god ordered many of his own people to get divorced
• elijah did not cheat death by riding a chariot to heaven
• and many more

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=page.view&pageid=77421
just a few of the issues explored include:

• the bible doesn't say jesus died on a friday or rose at sunrise sunday morning

• no wise men at all visited baby jesus in a bethlehem manger. (they actually met jesus for the first time in a house when he was a young child, not a babe in a manger)

• the practice of decorating a tree with silver and gold is actually condemned by god

• god never said "let me make man in my image"

• "easter" has vanished from the bible, yet many christians still revere the name of that ancient fertility goddess as something holy

• god sought to kill moses

• noah, abraham, isaac and jacob were not jews

• there were not just two of each animal aboard noah's ark

• the bible doesn't say noah's ark landed on "mount ararat"

• jesus did not come to make everyone understand his message

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[IcyPatriot]

Can Christians handle the truth about this?

Did you know ...

• God ran lotteries ... I am going to pray for advice.

• Nagging wives are mentioned in Scripture Jesus felt our pain?

• Women's breasts are celebrated in the Bible Jesus was a t!t man?

• There's a character in the Bible called a "dumb ass" We have a few here also.

• Underwear didn't disintegrate despite 40 years of heavy use That is nasty.

• The worst case of hemorrhoids in history is recorded Had to be Moses ... sitting on that cold damp hill for many days.
  
  
• Jesus was a New England Patriots Fan ... I added that one ... I am sure he would have been.

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[PatsFanInVa]

2 Samuel 12:7

Looks like a coupla Pats fans to me...

:youtheman: