Portnoy ups the towels to 70000

[Wheelman]

That would be some incredibly bad PR if that happened.

You would think, but we already know us Patriots fans will suck up whatever BS krafty makes up afterwards and keep buying his product. So no, I don't think it would matter an iota.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Wonder if Kraft will try confiscating the towels from people entering the stadium.

I don't think he'd be that dumb, but the better question is, what will he do if Gisele starts waving one from his box?

 

[Ivan]

Wonder if Kraft will try confiscating the towels from people entering the stadium.

If he does he will get a rude awakening when he runs out with the fifth Lombardi. He couldn't make a bigger mistake.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Someone like him or Draftkings needs to take out full-page color ads in the local newspapers with the clown face for those of us (me) that wont get to the game can have them for our man-caves!

Or, you could just buy one from Barstool Sports...somehow, I kind of think they'll be on sale (along with a lot of other stuff) on the web page...why do you think he's investing all this money in what is essentially a brilliant marketing gimmick?

 

[Nehalem]

Doubt he goes, going to the preseason game is his excuse for not going later.

Its was actually a brilliant move.

He can either use it as an excuse not to go. Or if he does go it is no longer his first visit since deflategate, which removes some of the impact.

 

[SHOWTIME15]

Wonder if Kraft will try confiscating the towels from people entering the stadium.

I will lose all respect if he does.

 

[XLIX]

It was going to be 30,000 but then Portnoy received an anonymous donation from the greater Dallas Metropolitan Area.....

 

[The Gr8est]

It was going to be 30,000 but then Portnoy received an anonymous donation from the greater Dallas Metropolitan Area.....

I see what you did there.....

 

[fgssand]

I'm all for it...I've bought clown shirts for each in my group of 6.

I'm just not sure how 70,000 towels are going to get into the hands of most people going to the game.

While I doubt they are going to be confiscated, they won't be allowed to distribute them in the parking lots or in the stadium.

 

[Ivan]

I'm all for it...I've bought clown shirts for each in my group of 6.

I'm just not sure how 70,000 towels are going to get into the hands of most people going to the game.

While I doubt they are going to be confiscated, they won't be allowed to distribute them in the parking lots or in the stadium.

Sell them on Route 1

 

[Gwedd]

I'm all for it...I've bought clown shirts for each in my group of 6.

I'm just not sure how 70,000 towels are going to get into the hands of most people going to the game.

While I doubt they are going to be confiscated, they won't be allowed to distribute them in the parking lots or in the stadium.

I wouldn't be so sure. Kraft might well allow it as a gesture to all the fans. He can either "ride the wave" and up his stock, or end up being the guy who farts in church.

 

[Tony2046]

OT

I enjoy discussing football stuff with other fans while @Wheelman and @XLIX continuously give each other wet willies.

 

[Clonamery]

Sell them on Route 1

Perhaps someone knows someone who knows someone who knows a way of distributing large amounts of merchandise to the public....

 

[Tony2046]

@Clonamery

DUDE!!!

Haha

 

[andrewssix]

Portnoy has now updated this story in his blog. He is still looking for people to help distribute, contact [email protected] .
For more details see here:

Barstool Sports

 

[Gumby]

Gotta love Portnoy. He's the good clown.

CLOWN OUT LIVES !!!

Now we just need 2-3 super large " FIRE GO-TO-HELL NOW" signs to go with the towels at the stadium.

 

[oldrover]

Doubt he goes, going to the preseason game is his excuse for not going later.

 

[Wheelman]

OT

I enjoy discussing football stuff with other fans while @Wheelman and @XLIX continuously give each other wet willies.

It's ok Tony. There's still time for you to find a best friend to give each other wet willies. Have faith.

 

[RichardHead]

Wonder if Kraft will try confiscating the towels from people entering the stadium.

Doubt it, they let me wear my clown shirt at the season ticket holder event where we had our pictures taken with the 5 Lombardi trophies.

 

[Absurdly Metro]

My wife and I will be at Gillette opening night (all the way from Texas) sporting Goodell clown shirts, towels, and red clown noses. Hope everyone else there does the same.

Remember how Deflategate made you feel. Remember the role this piece of human garbage had in slandering our team and the sport's greatest ambassador and player. Remember the lies, the continual slander and the hypocrisy enabled by the NFL's PR team and sycophantic media partners perpetually propogating this witch hunt from behind the cloak of supposed "integrity." Remember what that felt like and ask yourself...

If you had just one chance to confront this man and deliver an unmistakable and epic statement that he, his media enablers, and all of the haters out there can take his make believe brand of industrial justice and shove it up his pompous a**, live, on national television in front of the whole nation - would you do it?

#clownout #allin