Poll: Best nickname for Bob

[woolster22]

Booster Seat Bob

Although brokeback Bob has a nice ring to it.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Anyone remember Microsoft Bob?

 

[Fencer]

Booster Seat Bob

Although brokeback Bob has a nice ring to it.

No need to go homophobic; there are plenty of other choices not subject to that criticism.

 

[Fencer]

Not that this would ever catch on, but as per the other thread I now think of him as the Duke of Plaza-Toro.

 

[BAM!]

Shishkabob

 

[Tony2046]

I really think you guys are failing to give Brokeback Bob a fair shake. Come on, he even goes to an owners meeting once a year to take it up you-know-where, just like the movie!!!

You telling me you watched that movie?

 

[Observer]

Bend over bob is perfect. It is also a recursive acronym which highlights his penchant for repeated punishment.

 

[Triumph]

Bagboro Bob

Bobby Arnold

Fredo Korleone

Neutered Bob

Bobama

 

[Soul_Survivor88]

@jlu52 I like "Dollar Bob"

 

[turkeyneck]

Brave Sir Robin. Them what knows, knows.

"When danger reared it's ugly head, he bravely turned around and fled! Brave brave brave brave Sir Robin!"

Brave Sir Robert, and you've got the winner.

 

[Bill Lee]

Might be a bit too subtle/obscure for some, but I'll suggest:

Robert the Lion Hearted

 

[Bobs My Uncle]

"Didn't do his job" Bob
"What job?" Bob
"Nutjob" Bob

 

[Soul_Survivor88]

I liked @resdubwhite 's suggestion

Bob, the Weakest Link

 

[grux]

I think it would be appropriate to call Bob "The Shield" because that is all he seems to care about.