One day in the future, after Polian has left football and has been forgotten, he will be assaulted by a mysterious hooded man. And as he lay bleeding at that man's feet, wondering why the retaliatory blows he managed to sneak in on his attacker's head had no effect, the hood will be drawn back to reveal a gleaming hair helmet on top of a triumphant rectangular face.
"Who the hell is Mel Kiper Jr.? I AM!"