Peter King Interrupts This Broadcast to "Report"

[psychoPat]

An emergency conference call convened by the Competition Committee
with 6:47 left in the first half of the New England game at Miami
has authorized Jets Commissioner Godell to take urgent executive action
to preserve parity and fairness in the National Football League.

A further announcement is expected from league headquarters.

 

[psychoPat]

Executive Decree by Commissioner Godell

"Pursuant to emergency powers vested in this high office
to preserve parity and fairness in the National Football League;

for the remainder of the 2007-8 season and playoffs,
one defensive back from each of the teams scheduled to play the New England Patriots
is hereby authorized to
play with a lacrosse stick against Randy Moss."

 

[SVN]

for a sec you had me scared with the title..wondering what other dirt he brought up

 

[DefenseRules]

Re: Executive Decree by Commissioner Godell

"Pursuant to emergency powers vested in this high office
to preserve parity and fairness in the National Football League;

for the remainder of the 2007-8 season and playoffs,
one defensive back from each of the teams scheduled to play the New England Patriots
is hereby authorized to
play with a lacrosse stick against Randy Moss."

LOL.

 

[BradyManny]

An emergency conference call convened by the Competition Committee
with 6:47 left in the first half of the New England game at Miami
has authorized Jets Commissioner Godell to take urgent executive action
to preserve parity and fairness in the National Football League.

A further announcement is expected from league headquarters.

LOL.

That's exactly what I said when Moss caught his 2nd TD pass. I said "this feels like cheating". They're worried about cameras in plain sight when we got this guy on our team?! Holy shyt, those catches just weren't fair.

 

[redsox33]

Re: Executive Decree by Commissioner Godell

"Pursuant to emergency powers vested in this high office
to preserve parity and fairness in the National Football League;

for the remainder of the 2007-8 season and playoffs,
one defensive back from each of the teams scheduled to play the New England Patriots
is hereby authorized to
play with a lacrosse stick against Randy Moss."

Let me guess they want to make it one of the 6ft sticks too?

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Re: Executive Decree by Commissioner Godell

Let me guess they want to make it one of the 6ft sticks too?

Go ahead, let them try to buy a lacrosse stick. The good ones used to be (back in my day 30 yrs ago) made by Brine Company based in Milford.....

 

[Patriot_in_NY]

Can you call UNCLE in the NFL?

 

[vinhividivici]

saw a blatant facemask right there before the interception by the dolphins not getting called.

 

[jct]

Re: Executive Decree by Commissioner Godell

"Pursuant to emergency powers vested in this high office
to preserve parity and fairness in the National Football League;

for the remainder of the 2007-8 season and playoffs,
one defensive back from each of the teams scheduled to play the New England Patriots
is hereby authorized to
play with a lacrosse stick against Randy Moss."

romfl..............

 

[Fahrenhype]

Belichick knows lacrosse! You lose again, NFL! :rocker:

 

[FrontSeven]

Maybe the NFL should allow opposing coaches to attend Patriots workouts.

They'd still lose. There are only so many ponies that can run.

 

[willdeespats]

LOL.

That's exactly what I said when Moss caught his 2nd TD pass. I said "this feels like cheating". They're worried about cameras in plain sight when we got this guy on our team?! Holy shyt, those catches just weren't fair.

The next step after that will be that throwing to Moss will be "cheating"!

And then just having Moss in the game will be "cheating"!!

That will be followed by having Moss on the sideline will be "cheating"!!!

And finally, when Moss is inactive, they will say the Pats are cheating because the opponent game-planned to stop Moss and by not playing him, they "cheated"!!!!