Patriots sayings/lines

[Patjew]

Another classic:

"**** you," as BB said to Tom Jackson after SB 38.

 

[The Brandon Five]

"Those balls are perfect." TB12

Turns out they were!

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

“I would not say that I am Mona Lisa Vito of the football world” -BB

 

[Poker]

That's not what we're looking for...

 

[Two Eight]

Bill Belichick to Derrick Mason: "Look at the scoreboard. Shut the f&ck up."

Bill Belichick after beating the Jets: "37 points on the best defense in the league - suck my ****"

That was a classic!

 

[Mountain_Commando]

BB: *scoff

(in response to a reporter's question "Will the QB position be re-evaluated?" after the loss to KC in 2014)

 

[BKapatsfan]

*insert team any team

* presents a great challenge for us this week.

 

[Tony2046]

"Nobody works harder than Robertweathers. He's in here every day. He works hard. He tries to do what we ask of him. Hes smart. Hes a great teammate. Does a good job. Hes grown as a player. I'm glad hes here."

I rated this funny because it is but you do know your **** when it comes to Pat history and schemes etc...

 

[Tony2046]

"************"

 

[Brick27]

"F*ck you Mason.......Can you look at the scoreboard?!" - BB

 

[moejr]

That was a classic!

What game was that and did we win?

 

[moejr]

"F*ck you Mason.......Can you look at the scoreboard?!" - BB

Was Did you look at the scoreboard. That is classic

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Pre-game
"Any time you play a [team/player] as [talented/well coached] as [team/player,] you know you have to do everything you can do just to stay in the game with them. [actually really crappy receiver] can get open on you on any play, [actually mediocre quarterback] has [single saving grace], [JAG running back] is a load to tackle and is as good as I've seen... who's going to win, that's for you guys to write about."

Post-game after 52-0 win
"Any time you play a [team/player] as [talented/well coached] as [team/player,] you just have to be happy to get out with a win. Tom was pretty good out there, I think Malcolm's 3 interceptions for touchdowns, those were key to us getting out alive. You get some good bounces, you have some good plays, you have some that worked and obviously some you'd want to have back..."

 

[Uptown]

"F#*k Robber Goodell!!!" -Every Single Pats Fan

 

[TB_Helmet]

"Hi Mr. Kraft, I'm Tom Brady."

"I know who you are, you're our sixth round draft pick."

"That's right, and I'm the best decision this organization has ever made."

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

That's what mr kraft hired me to do, to make decisions that's best for the team, that's t e a m, as in team.

 

[1960Pats]

Situational Football

 

[Halifax_Pats_Fan]

I love "stats are for losers."

Agreed, def my favorite and ohhh so true....

...also "you'd have to ask him"

 

[PatsFanInVa]

"Hi Mr. Kraft, I'm Tom Brady."

"I know who you are, you're our sixth round draft pick."

"That's right, and I'm the best decision this organization has ever made."

I was trying to remember how that story went... for all the "who is this guy" flavor, Kraft, the hands-off owner, remembered his name (according to Kraft - but I'd claim that too if I were him )

“I still have the image of Tom Brady coming down the old Foxboro stadium steps with that pizza box under his arm, a skinny beanpole, and when he introduced himself to me and said ‘Hi Mr. Kraft,’ he was about to say who he was, but I said ‘I know who you are, you’re Tom Brady. You’re our sixth round draft choice,’” recalled Kraft. “And he looked me in the eye and said ‘I’m the best decision this organization has ever made.’ It looks like he could be right.”

 

[Dorito Dink]

"We're building a team, not collecting talent" - BB