Patriot64's 2007 NFL Preview of the Dolphins

[PATRIOT64]

This is not going to be a 30 page column like Aqua sports columnist wannabe wrote and wasted room in this forum so here is my exclusive look at the 2007 Miami Dolphins....

Trent Green - Below average anymore and Old,Will run for his life with that O-Line

Ronnie Brown - Overated and beside that will have no offensive line to have holes to open for him

Jason Taylor - Another year older,Pretty much hates the way the Dolphins
organization handled the QB position with his vocal words to the media and therefore will be a discontent and non factor as a top gun on that defense,He just wants out and retires in 08,Spits on the Dolphins logo in centerfield on way to the locker room in week 16

Zach Thomas - Like Tedy Bruschi he is slow now on the ball and is no longer a guy you have to have concern with when throwing over the middle

Offensive Line - 'Offensive' is the word here - I can get guys in an old age home who can block better than this group - and thats with 1 hand tied behind thier back.

All other players - Wishing they were all on the PUP or IR list and avoided this tragedy of 2007

Cam Cameron - Will wish he was kept as a gatoraid boy on SDs sideline,A nightmare for Cam thats why Saban got the hell out of Miami


Prediction and outlook....
Finish 0-16 in 2007 and The Dolphins are sold by a disguisted Wayne Huizenga in February and after one more lousy year in 2008 in Miami under new ownership they are sent to LA to play as the Anaheim Dolphins in 2009 - The new owner is Detroit's own super GM Matt Millen who fires Cam and hires Pete 'Cheerleader' Carroll as Head Coach

 

[Aqua4Ever04]

This is not going to be a 30 page column like Aqua sports columnist wannabe wrote and wasted room in this forum so here is my exclusive look at the 2007 Miami Dolphins....

Trent Green - Below average anymore and Old,Will run for his life with that O-Line

Ronnie Brown - Overated and beside that will have no offensive line to have holes to open for him

Jason Taylor - Another year older,Pretty much hates the way the Dolphins
organization handled the QB position with his vocal words to the media and therefore will be a discontent and non factor as a top gun on that defense,He just wants out and retires in 08,Spits on the Dolphins logo in centerfield on way to the locker room in week 16

Zach Thomas - Like Tedy Bruschi he is slow now on the ball and is no longer a guy you have to have concern with when throwing over the middle

Offensive Line - 'Offensive' is the word here - I can get guys in an old age home who can block better than this group - and thats with 1 hand tied behind thier back.

All other players - Wishing they were all on the PUP or IR list and avoided this tragedy of 2007

Cam Cameron - Will wish he was kept as a gatoraid boy on SDs sideline,A nightmare for Cam thats why Saban got the hell out of Miami


Prediction and outlook....
Finish 0-16 in 2007 and The Dolphins are sold by a disguisted Wayne Huizenga in February and after one more lousy year in 2008 in Miami under new ownership they are sent to LA to play as the Anaheim Dolphins in 2009 - The new owner is Detroit's own super GM Matt Millen who fires Cam and hires Pete 'Cheerleader' Carroll as Head Coach

Quite possibly the worst analysis of all time. First, thanks for making it short because I'd rather cut my **** off then read any more of your work.

Since you've probably never seen a Dolphins game, let me tell you where you're wrong on every count.

Trent Green- Yep, he's old. BUt he's accomplished in this league. The offense has shown progression each game in the pre-season and Trent has led some really long drives. Best QB we've had since Marino by FAR!

Ronnie Brown- Great back. Ready to break out as soon as he's in the right situation. Last year surpassed 1000 yards despite missing 3 1/2 games. If he had finished the schedule, would've finished with more than 1250 yards (in comparison to his yards per game average.) Mularky constantly gave up on the run last year and when Ronnie is the best was when he was not in use. He gets better as the game goes on and you can make sure he'll be in their in crunch time under Cam Cameron.

Jason Taylor and Zach Thomas- You do realize how big of a fool you look like when you trash these guys right? Da Nile is more than just a river in Africa, tool. Say all you want about these guys, but when the season is over Zach will have more tackles then any body in the NFL and Jason Taylor will be in the defensive MVP run again.

Offensive line is where you may be onto something. It's a work in progress but looks lke an improvement from last year. Carey has really settled into the LT position and Satele looks like a future anchor at center. LG is still make **** but Hadnot and Shelton are okay on the right side.

0-16? I'll write that one down, thanks.

 

[Double G]

Perhaps the best preview of the Doofins 2007 season yet; Aqua, in order to cut your **** off, you'd have to find it first.

That preview was a goof, done in jest, but you're too stupid to understand that.

 

[PATRIOT64]

Perhaps the best preview of the Doofins 2007 season yet; Aqua, in order to cut your **** off, you'd have to find it first.

That preview was a goof, done in jest, but you're too stupid to understand that.

Not only the preview but the one who responded to it first - another goof

As far as cutting your **** off Aqua,I have an extra set of tweezers if you need one,But how are you going to have 'relations' with the middle of a cheerio if you do that?

 

[reflexblue]

Quite possibly the worst analysis of all time. First, thanks for making it short because I'd rather cut my **** off then read any more of your work.

Since you've probably never seen a Dolphins game, let me tell you where you're wrong on every count.

Trent Green- Yep, he's old. BUt he's accomplished in this league. The offense has shown progression each game in the pre-season and Trent has led some really long drives. Best QB we've had since Marino by FAR!

Ronnie Brown- Great back. Ready to break out as soon as he's in the right situation. Last year surpassed 1000 yards despite missing 3 1/2 games. If he had finished the schedule, would've finished with more than 1250 yards (in comparison to his yards per game average.) Mularky constantly gave up on the run last year and when Ronnie is the best was when he was not in use. He gets better as the game goes on and you can make sure he'll be in their in crunch time under Cam Cameron.

Jason Taylor and Zach Thomas- You do realize how big of a fool you look like when you trash these guys right? Da Nile is more than just a river in Africa, tool. Say all you want about these guys, but when the season is over Zach will have more tackles then any body in the NFL and Jason Taylor will be in the defensive MVP run again.

Offensive line is where you may be onto something. It's a work in progress but looks lke an improvement from last year. Carey has really settled into the LT position and Satele looks like a future anchor at center. LG is still make **** but Hadnot and Shelton are okay on the right side.

0-16? I'll write that one down, thanks.

You are quite possibly the WORST poster of all time.

 

[DaBruinz]

Quite possibly the worst analysis of all time. First, thanks for making it short because I'd rather cut my **** off then read any more of your work.

Sorry, Aqua, you already cornered the market on having the worst analysis. Your analysis was pathetic.

Since you've probably never seen a Dolphins game, let me tell you where you're wrong on every count.

Trent Green- Yep, he's old. BUt he's accomplished in this league. The offense has shown progression each game in the pre-season and Trent has led some really long drives. Best QB we've had since Marino by FAR!

That's not saying much. In all honesty, the Phins screwed the pooch when they chose Fiedler over Huard. And the Pats have benefitted ever since then. Green may be "accomplished" but his teams haven't been able to get the job done in recent years. Not to mention that, unfortunately, he's one concussion away from being a vegetable.

Ronnie Brown- Great back. Ready to break out as soon as he's in the right situation. Last year surpassed 1000 yards despite missing 3 1/2 games. If he had finished the schedule, would've finished with more than 1250 yards (in comparison to his yards per game average.) Mularky constantly gave up on the run last year and when Ronnie is the best was when he was not in use. He gets better as the game goes on and you can make sure he'll be in their in crunch time under Cam Cameron.

I suggest you do some research. Guys who are also spending time on special teams as returners tend not to do too well as a primary player. Donte Hall is a perfect example.

Its why the Phins situation back there is so untenable. You take out Brown and you have Chatman and Cobbs for the season. NOT GOOD.

Jason Taylor and Zach Thomas- You do realize how big of a fool you look like when you trash these guys right? Da Nile is more than just a river in Africa, tool. Say all you want about these guys, but when the season is over Zach will have more tackles then any body in the NFL and Jason Taylor will be in the defensive MVP run again.

Aqua, its not always a good thing for a player to have a lot of tackles. Its a double-edged sword. It can mean that the player is amazing. BUT, it can also mean that the D-line stinks so badly that the play is getting to the 2nd level or it can mean that the team defense is so bad that they are allowing a TON of plays to opposing teams.

Also, considering that this past year was the 1st year that Taylor was even in the mix, there is no guarantee he'll be able to return to that level. Especially when you consider the likes of DeMarcus Ware and Ty Warren. OH, and while the league gave Warren 84 tackles and 7.5 sacks, the Pats coaches credited him with 117. 84 tackles for a 3-4 DE is pretty damn amazing if you know ANYTHING about the position. That 7.5 sacks, btw, was a team high. Also pretty amazing consider that in the 3-4 2 gap system, the D-linemen are supposed to be holding their gaps. The fact that Warren was able to dominate his side of the line and put up such numbers is pretty amazing.

Offensive line is where you may be onto something. It's a work in progress but looks lke an improvement from last year. Carey has really settled into the LT position and Satele looks like a future anchor at center. LG is still make **** but Hadnot and Shelton are okay on the right side.

0-16? I'll write that one down, thanks.

Who has Carey gone up against while at the LT position? Taylor. OK. I'll give you that one. But who else? Carey hasn't been tested in the pre-season.

We'll talk after the Dallas game and he's gone up against DWare, Spencer and company.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Quite possibly the worst analysis of all time. First, thanks for making it short because I'd rather cut my **** off then read any more of your work.

Since you've probably never seen a Dolphins game, let me tell you where you're wrong on every count.

Trent Green- Yep, he's old. BUt he's accomplished in this league. The offense has shown progression each game in the pre-season and Trent has led some really long drives. Best QB we've had since Marino by FAR!

Ronnie Brown- Great back. Ready to break out as soon as he's in the right situation. Last year surpassed 1000 yards despite missing 3 1/2 games. If he had finished the schedule, would've finished with more than 1250 yards (in comparison to his yards per game average.) Mularky constantly gave up on the run last year and when Ronnie is the best was when he was not in use. He gets better as the game goes on and you can make sure he'll be in their in crunch time under Cam Cameron.

Jason Taylor and Zach Thomas- You do realize how big of a fool you look like when you trash these guys right? Da Nile is more than just a river in Africa, tool. Say all you want about these guys, but when the season is over Zach will have more tackles then any body in the NFL and Jason Taylor will be in the defensive MVP run again.

Offensive line is where you may be onto something. It's a work in progress but looks lke an improvement from last year. Carey has really settled into the LT position and Satele looks like a future anchor at center. LG is still make **** but Hadnot and Shelton are okay on the right side.

0-16? I'll write that one down, thanks.

I would ask you to place a bet on the fact that neither one IMO is going to happen to lead catagories in any of the ones mentioned but you would not pay and screw me just like you did with those kids last year.

 

[Aqua4Ever04]

Perhaps the best preview of the Doofins 2007 season yet; Aqua, in order to cut your **** off, you'd have to find it first.

That preview was a goof, done in jest, but you're too stupid to understand that.

Tell your wife to get off it then.

 

[Aqua4Ever04]

Sorry, Aqua, you already cornered the market on having the worst analysis. Your analysis was pathetic.



That's not saying much. In all honesty, the Phins screwed the pooch when they chose Fiedler over Huard. And the Pats have benefitted ever since then. Green may be "accomplished" but his teams haven't been able to get the job done in recent years. Not to mention that, unfortunately, he's one concussion away from being a vegetable.



I suggest you do some research. Guys who are also spending time on special teams as returners tend not to do too well as a primary player. Donte Hall is a perfect example.

Its why the Phins situation back there is so untenable. You take out Brown and you have Chatman and Cobbs for the season. NOT GOOD.



Aqua, its not always a good thing for a player to have a lot of tackles. Its a double-edged sword. It can mean that the player is amazing. BUT, it can also mean that the D-line stinks so badly that the play is getting to the 2nd level or it can mean that the team defense is so bad that they are allowing a TON of plays to opposing teams.

Also, considering that this past year was the 1st year that Taylor was even in the mix, there is no guarantee he'll be able to return to that level. Especially when you consider the likes of DeMarcus Ware and Ty Warren. OH, and while the league gave Warren 84 tackles and 7.5 sacks, the Pats coaches credited him with 117. 84 tackles for a 3-4 DE is pretty damn amazing if you know ANYTHING about the position. That 7.5 sacks, btw, was a team high. Also pretty amazing consider that in the 3-4 2 gap system, the D-linemen are supposed to be holding their gaps. The fact that Warren was able to dominate his side of the line and put up such numbers is pretty amazing.



Who has Carey gone up against while at the LT position? Taylor. OK. I'll give you that one. But who else? Carey hasn't been tested in the pre-season.

We'll talk after the Dallas game and he's gone up against DWare, Spencer and company.

Fiedler wasn't that talented, but I will always love Jay. He gave us 110% every time and led some terrific come back wins. In 2002 if he hadn't been hurt, I can almost guarantee the Fins go to the big game that year. Ray Lucas ruined that season, not Jay Fiedler who was 5-1 in the first 6 games with a rating over 85.


Calling Jason Taylor not in the discussion of best DEs in the leauge prior to last year is a joke, I'm not even going to touch that one, you know you're wrong.

Reggie Hayward, Gaines Adams, Jared Allen are some good DEs Carey has gone up against and as you said, Taylor in practice.

Ginn was never part of the discussion but as I've said before. If you think Ginn won't be used as a receiver you just haven't been paying attention. He's 3rd on the depth chart right now.

 

[Fixit]

I would ask you to place a bet on the fact that neither one IMO is going to happen to lead catagories in any of the ones mentioned but you would not pay and screw me just like you did with those kids last year.

That's a fool's bet. Tackles aren't even an official stat, and certain players get credited with tackles very generously. Thomas and especially Ray Lewis come to mind.