PATRIOT UPDATE BYE WEEK

[dikembe]

HELLO ALL IS DIKEMBE

PATRIOT SEASON QUITE STRANGE NO? DRAFT PICK STRANGE, COACH HIRE STRANGE, GAME STRANGE?

DIKEMBE KEY TO PLAYOFF SUCCESS

1 PUNT WITH GREAT BACKSPIN
PUNTER BRANDON SCHOOLMAN VERY MUCH BAD AT PUNT. HE MUST USE BACKSPIN, GREAT POSITION ON THE FIELD. THEREFORE, PATRIOT SUCCESS!

2 GIVE THE MAC SUCCESS
FOR MAC SUCCESS STOP MAKING EASY TO GUESS PLAY
WHEN IN SHORT IT IS RUN WHEN LONG IT IS SHORT PASS WHEN MEDIUM IT IS PARKER INTERCEPTION

STOP TELEGRAPH!

3
GIVE ALL RED SLEEVE
MIKE JUDON GREAT PLAYER WITH SLEEVE. IF YOU GIVE ALL PATRIOT PLAYERS RED SLEEVE, CONFUSED OPPONENT WHICH IS MIKE JUDON


DO ALL KEYS TO SUCCESS AND PLAYOFF!

THANK YOU ALL LOVE DIKEMBE

THANK YOU JON

 

[JarOfMayo51]

Someone needs to get this to BB, pronto!

 

[NashuaPats]

Welcome back, Dikembe!

 

[Guts]

The King has returned!!!

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[signbabybrady]

GIVE ALL RED SLEEVE

Best take I've read on here all year.

 

[reflexblue]

HELLO ALL IS DIKEMBE

PATRIOT SEASON QUITE STRANGE NO? DRAFT PICK STRANGE, COACH HIRE STRANGE, GAME STRANGE?

DIKEMBE KEY TO PLAYOFF SUCCESS

1 PUNT WITH GREAT BACKSPIN
PUNTER BRANDON SCHOOLMAN VERY MUCH BAD AT PUNT. HE MUST USE BACKSPIN, GREAT POSITION ON THE FIELD. THEREFORE, PATRIOT SUCCESS!

2 GIVE THE MAC SUCCESS
FOR MAC SUCCESS STOP MAKING EASY TO GUESS PLAY
WHEN IN SHORT IT IS RUN WHEN LONG IT IS SHORT PASS WHEN MEDIUM IT IS PARKER INTERCEPTION

STOP TELEGRAPH!

3
GIVE ALL RED SLEEVE
MIKE JUDON GREAT PLAYER WITH SLEEVE. IF YOU GIVE ALL PATRIOT PLAYERS RED SLEEVE, CONFUSED OPPONENT WHICH IS MIKE JUDON


DO ALL KEYS TO SUCCESS AND PLAYOFF!

THANK YOU ALL LOVE DIKEMBE

THANK YOU JON

4. REMEMBER TO RESPECT CLOCK

 

[TheRainMaker]

It's about time you returned.

 

[Wax Frog]

@dikembe ... Is it... Is it really you??? /

 

[Joey007]

Hope you’re doing well, dikembe.

 

[VrabelJr]

Oh **** the **** Lombardi here we come

 

[One-If-By-Sea]

It would be hilarious if the weather was cold against the JETE and all the Patriots players wore red sleeves. Too funny.

 

[captain stone]

HELLO DIKEMBE IS STONE

HOPE BODY GOOD WITH ARM ON IT

CAN YOU PLAY THE BACKQUARTER POSITION WITH THROW?

THANKS AS FAST AS YOU DO

ALL LOVE STONE

 

[SlowGettingUp]

Hey Dikembe -

You know where screw is so we can make our loose ends tight again?

And how to explain to small tackle which is left hand and which is right hand? He very confused.

 

[Triumph]

Internet service best at mountain top

 

[Patjew]

I pray this is the real fake Dikembe.