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HELLO ALL THIS DIKEMBE
I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS POST TO @PatsBoy12 FOR HE IS TRULY THE MAN

HERE WE GO

THIS WEEK PATRIOT PLAY AMERICA TEAM, THE COWBOYS. PEOPLE HATE THE COWBOY FOR MANY REASON, BUT DIKEMBE NOT SURE WHY. IS SUCCESS NOT BIGGEST INDICATOR OF HATE? THEN WHY DO MANY HATE COWBOY? THEY NO SUCCESS!!

PLAYERS TO WATCH:
COWBOYS DO NOT HAVE VERY MANY. DEZIREE BRYANT AND TONY ROMO BOTH HURT PLAYERS. WHY DID THIS HAPPEN? BECAUSE JERRY JONE IS BASTARD MAN!! THEY STILL HAVE JASON WITTMAN THOUGH, WHO IS ORIGINAL, MUCH WORSE, GRONK. OTHER THEN THAT AND OFFENSIVE LINE, COWBOYS ARE FLAMING TRASH MAN

PATRIOT: PATRIOT IS LEGEND! WE MUST GIVE BALL TO BRADY AND LET HIM DO HIS THING. HE NEED TO BREAK RECORD AND STAT PAD LIKE PEYTON MANNING DID ONE DAY. SPEAKING OF PEYTON MANNING: AHA. IS SO BAD. PEOPLE THOUGHT HE IS GOOD?
PREDICTION: PATRIOT 48- COWBOY 13

AROUND THE NFL:
TANNEHILL: WOW RYAN TANNEHILL IS BAD GUY! DIKEMBE CALLED ALL ALONG. TANNEHILL NEEDS TO GET SLAPPED UP BY CHANDLIER JONES AND THE BOYS. IS SOON
COLT: AHAHAHA ALMOST LOSE TO JAGUAR!
JETS: ARE JETS GOOD? IS CONFUSE. THEY ARE JETS. THIS IMPLY THEY LOSE. BUT THE WIN. THIS IMPLY THEY GOOD. TIME WILL TELL US.
GREAT RECEIEVR: NFL FILLED WITH MAGIC RECEIVER MAN! AJ GREEN IS LIKE GAZELLE IN THE NIGHT! JULIO JONES LIKE GLORIOUS CIRCUS LION. YODELL BECKHAM IS LIKE MYSTERYMAN IN THE MIRROR WITH GREAT HAND!

DIKEMBE OUT
 
Lol-ing at work.
 
Anyone notice Dikembe is spot on with all his predictions? He is a wise man.
He called Ryan Tannehill major douchebag last year. It's like he knew it was going to happen
 
DIKEMBE IS CLAIRVOYANT
 
It's been a long 2 weeks DK a lot of nonsense stories out there. A lot of bad football too. Your prediction is spot on.
I agree Jerry is a Bastard Man, lol.
 
THIS WEEK PATRIOT PLAY AMERICA TEAM, THE COWBOYS. PEOPLE HATE THE COWBOY FOR MANY REASON, BUT DIKEMBE NOT SURE WHY. IS SUCCESS NOT BIGGEST INDICATOR OF HATE? THEN WHY DO MANY HATE COWBOY? THEY NO SUCCESS!!

 
Some predictions are greater than others. Yours are the greatest.

 
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