OT: Pagano on Luck's turnovers: 'It's not that hard, it's not trigonometry'

[patchick]

Funny, but let's not send this thread off on a tangent.

Pagano's just bitter because secant beat the AFCE.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Pagano's just bitter because secant beat the AFCE.

Can you not go off on a tangent and stay with the conversation???? The sines were already in place that there was trouble, when Irsay cosined Grigson's decision to draft a WR in the first round...

 

[Triumph]

For the record, trigonometry is not hard.

So easy a caveman can do it.

 

[varjao]

Pagano's trigonometry test

 

[MitchKumstein]

That stadium became a library last night after The Colts fell apart. It's not the same after they stopped cheating by pumping in noise

I suspect that if the Patriots can open up a 24 point lead by the end of the first quarter the stadium will empty out

 

[PatsBoy12]

Maybe they can raise a 6-10 Division Champs banner after missing the playoffs.

 

[Fencer]

I "cosine" this.

Now you're going off on a tangent -- with s_cant justification for doing so.

 

[Fencer]

cheating by pumping in noise

Silly rabbit. It's only cheating if you pump something out.

 

[patchick]

Seriously, most eyebrow-raising comment Pagano made at his press conference:

 

[memento]

They haven't been adding talent on the OL or defense. Of course they are struggling. That and their game plans have sucked.

When asked about Luck and the offensive line, Pagano responded

“You know what, I’d have to sit down, honestly, and have a conversation. I don’t think so. That’s been the case for three years now. Has it not? He should be more than comfortable dealing with what he’s dealing with. We’ve got to get it fixed”

 

[Fencer]

Also ironically -- as a architecture major, Luck should be pretty conversant with trig.

 

[nabwong]

For the record, trigonometry is not hard.

Common core math. Now that is impossible.

 

[FourierSeries]

Also ironically -- as a architecture major, Luck should be pretty conversant with trig.

Luck should go in to Pagano's office today and ask him to solve something like this:

When Pagano ultimately fails, Luck should stare at him for a couple of seconds with a "yeah, that's what I thought, *****" look on his face and then just walk out.

 

[RobertWeathers]

When asked about Luck and the offensive line, Pagano responded

“You know what, I’d have to sit down, honestly, and have a conversation. I don’t think so. That’s been the case for three years now. Has it not? He should be more than comfortable dealing with what he’s dealing with. We’ve got to get it fixed”

Wow!

Not sure who that is a shot against? Is it a shot at the line that sucks. Is it a shot at Luck who, according to Pagano should be accustomed to bad line play because he has been here for 3 years or is it a shot at Grigson because he is responsible for the players on the line who suck.

Grigson and Pagano aren't exactly sharing Pu-Pu platters these days.

 

[Marinlik]

When asked about Luck and the offensive line, Pagano responded

“You know what, I’d have to sit down, honestly, and have a conversation. I don’t think so. That’s been the case for three years now. Has it not? He should be more than comfortable dealing with what he’s dealing with. We’ve got to get it fixed”

I bet Grigson is already looking at wide receivers in next years draft class that can solve this pressure problem

 

[PatsFanSince74]

The Indianapolis Colts are unraveling. And I'm not even talking about on the field. Because even at 0-2, the Colts should probably still be seen as the favorites in the AFC South.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on...novers-its-not-that-hard-its-not-trigonometry

No wonder the Colts management struggles with thermodynamics; they struggle with basic trigonometry.

You mean, he's not the Mona Lisa Vito of trigonometry?

 

[Rat]

And now we understand why Matt Patricia (the RPI grad) has the Colts number.

 

[BradyFTW!]

Shots fired. Pagano knows he's gone after the year, so he's engaging in the time-honored Colts tradition of relentlessly throwing the rest of the organization under the bus.

 

[BradyFTW!]

Wow!

Not sure who that is a shot against? Is it a shot at the line that sucks. Is it a shot at Luck who, according to Pagano should be accustomed to bad line play because he has been here for 3 years or is it a shot at Grigson because he is responsible for the players on the line who suck.

Grigson and Pagano aren't exactly sharing Pu-Pu platters these days.

All of the above, which makes it all the better.

 

[Kontradiction]

Shots fired. Pagano knows he's gone after the year, so he's engaging in the time-honored Colts tradition of relentlessly throwing the rest of the organization under the bus.

I'm really beginning to like him.