OT: Mt. Rushmore & Mt. Trashmore of Halloween candy

[Steve102]

My daughter traded away all her Almond Joys for nerds. So ****ing pissed at her as I’m now getting nothing good.

Some kid was apparently a little hustler and crapped on Almond Joys and then when time to trade said he’d do her a favor and take them. Little **** is probably in the corner of his room right now smiling and covered in coconut and chocolate.

Might take away her ipad and ground her for a few months.

It’s a dog eat dog world.

Chess vs Checkers.

 

[Steve102]

My daughter traded away all her Almond Joys for nerds. So ****ing pissed at her as I’m now getting nothing good.

Some kid was apparently a little hustler and crapped on Almond Joys and then when time to trade said he’d do her a favor and take them. Little **** is probably in the corner of his room right now smiling and covered in coconut and chocolate.

Might take away her ipad and ground her for a few months.

It’s a dog eat dog world.

Have that kid send me his resume and college scores in 15 years. Dude is going places.

I am sitting here really cracking up, seeing him in my head, all buzzed up on chocolate thinking he's smart AF.

Good story bud.

 

[TBR]

Mt. Rushmore: Air Heads, Cherry Blasters, KitKat

Smarties and Fuzzy Peaches are good in limited quantities. The taste gets old very quick.

 

[neuronet]

best: mounds, 100 grand bars, reeses
worst: candy corn, 3 musketeers, anything with raisins or mint

 

[Patsfan1958]