OT:Irsay announces major news at 5pm today!

[Cunk]

10/23 Boy Scout sleep over in the stadium featuring "Island of Lemurs" in full IMAX 3D projected onto Manning's forehead!

11/03 Planters™ presents "Nuts on your Noggin". Be sure to bring your appetite! Peyton himself will place nuts on every participants forehead. The participant who captures the most nuts in their mouth will receive a free copy of Peyton's book "Manning". No potty mouths allowed!

 

[Kontradiction]

So does this guy get to retire twice in like two weeks now?

Pretty much. It's like a teenage girl attention whore that celebrates their birthday for an entire week when the birthday itself is on a Monday. Irsay is also probably looking for a good HGH hook up.

 

[AtomicDawg]

 

[SLGDEV]

I'm sure it's something dumb like they're adding Peyton to their ring of honor or he's checking himself into rehab.

How about about announcing the hoisting of a runner-up division winner?

 

[RobertWeathers]

Maybe they are making a marketing/sponsorship announcement?

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[Froob]

Papa johns just said, every time peyton retires, save $5 off 3 medium pizzas with the code #18hghvols

Lock it up. This thread has been won. Move along people.

 

[crownontherocks]

Colts to retire Peyton Manning's No. 18, honor him with statue

Retiring his number and building a statue

 

[PatsFan98117]

Watching him slur his way through the dedication of the statue was painful. Irsay is such an embarrassment.

 

[Froob]

Statue should have been this.

 

[borisman]

This just in: BSPN is also building a statue of PM, only if he accepts an analyst or studio job.

If Manning gets a statue for 1 SB, what will Brady get around here, a statue of Belichick holding hands with Tom, while dragging 5 Lombardi trophies behind them (yes, I predict one more of those bad boys, but two more would put all the haters on life-long suicide watch)?

All kidding (and only the one SB) aside, Manning did exceed expectations, even if he was the No.1 overall pick. I never thought he'd put up those kind of numbers, even though he was surrounded by a plethora of first round picks and rule changes geared to his and his teams' success.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

I forgot about this a couple of days ago, and checking back nothing happened?

 

[signbabybrady]

I actually think it's cool. I like the statues outside Fenway. And who hasn't taken a pic Red at Fanuel Hall. I hope the put BB and TB outside Gillette.

Curly Lambeau and Lombardi are outside the frozen tundra.

 

[Huckleberry1]

It's a shame they can't lose a game on purpose in his honor. # Integrity

 

[IcyPatriot]

Irsay said there will be a manning statue

 

[FourierSeries]

Are they hanging a banner from Peyton's forehead?

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Colts to retire Peyton Manning's No. 18, honor him with statue

Retiring his number and building a statue

Will they install a bird repeller next to the statue to keep it clean?

 

[RobertWeathers]

I actually think it's cool. I like the statues outside Fenway. And who hasn't taken a pic Red at Fanuel Hall. I hope the put BB and TB outside Gillette.

Curly Lambeau and Lombardi are outside the frozen tundra.

Put BB on the north entrance and TB on the south one.

 

[SHOWTIME15]

Statue should have been this.

This one's better

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Put BB on the north entrance and TB on the south one.

...and a bust of RG in the urinal.

 

[Galeb]

The line of men who have given everything is far too long for our society to construct statues of sports figures. Just mho.