OT: Emmit Smith's 2008 NFL Mock Draft (Comedy)

[Disco Volante]

http://walterfootball.com/draft2008emmitt.php

Emmitt Smith's 2008 Mock Draft

Emmitt Smith is upset. ESPN has made a ridiculous decision to leave the best football analyst to ever grace our television sets off draft duty. To compensate, Emmitt has compiled his own 2008 NFL Mock Draft.

As a reminder, Emmitt is the best, and I seriously would never watch Sunday NFL Countdown if they booted him off the show. I'm just having some fun at his expense here; his inability to speak English while simultaneously maintaining a job where that's the only requirement is an awesome achievement that hasn't gone unnoticed.

At any rate, this is what a 2008 NFL Mock Draft would look like if Emmitt Smith created one.

Enjoy.

 

[Zeke_Mowatt]

My sides! Oh the tears! Thank you!

 

[hobbsownscoles]

that is awesome

 

[Disco Volante]

Here's some more Emmit goodness to feast on....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sS-a1LObkTo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BlJqTIlfPFg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AX2Pgw4Xtso
http://youtube.com/watch?v=n0yIqeURE2o
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DZsJrFf5lj8

 

[tjones7]

Has anyone else seen the list of Emmit-ism's he has put together, hilarious

 

[WhiZa]

I'm surprised Chicago passed on Matt Ryan

 

[Clonamery]

It's great...not 1 defensive player taken.

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Absolutely love this. He has Miami and Baltimore both taking Matt Ryan!!!

The man is pure genius!!!!!

 

[Kontradiction]

Thanks, Disco. Everyone at work just turned around and looked at me because I busted out laughing when I saw he had Matt Ryan going to Miami and Baltimore.

 

[PatsFanJess]

Haha! Thanks for this thread!!! Made my day

 

[A.C Vegas]

Did anyone one else read the link they had in there about his "emmitisms" now that was comedy too. and aslo the mention of the pats drafting the same RB twice "just in case they didn't get him the first tiem around"

 

[MNF]

Pure genius. I just emailed this to all my football buddies.