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OT: Bryant Gumbel makes me want to jam a souvlaki skewer into my ear

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Isn't an ice pick shaped like a hammer? How would you get that in your ear...

For example, this is the icepick that killed Trotsky:


I think that is what is called a pick axe. This is an ice pick:


 
Back in the "old days" we'd turn off the TV announcers and turn on the radio. So much better to hear Johnny Most call the Celts than some CBS or NBC guy who knew *nothing*.


Anyway, I was shocked to see B Gumball back calling games, after being exiled off of the Today show many years ago. He's terrible. Now he has all the enthusiasm of an undertaker.

Just turn on Gil and Gino. They call the game as good as it gets.


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I think that is what is called a pick axe. This is an ice pick:



That "ice pick" would be good to make a few ice cubes at a sorority party. Up here in Canada, we need a man's tool to get the job done.
 
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