I believe.
- Jerry Jones has TO problems.
- Jerry Jones would like a Larry Fitzgerald problem.
- Michael Crabtree, ouchie foot and all, is compared to Fitzgerald
- Solution:
--- KC trades #3 overall to NE for Matt Cassel and #23 overall.
--- NE trades #3 overall to Dallas for lockerroom cancer DeMarcus Ware and Dallas' 2010 1st round pick.
--- Jerry Jones trades Terrell Owens to Oakland for Al Davis' embalmer's secret formula and drafts Michael Crabtree. Tony Romo introduces Crabtree to the Cabo lifestyle and life in Big D settles back to normal.
--- The Pats win SB XLIV and life in the NFL settles back to normal.