Official "Garoppolo needs a *good* nickname" thread

[ctpatsfan77]

Patchick threw down the gauntlet:

I totally agree on both points. These are terrible, terrible nickname options. We have to come up with something better before one of them sticks.

I took to Google to see if he had a decent nickname in college, but only came up with this pearl of Jets fans' intellect from a discussion on jetsnation.com:

I want a fersure thing outta my first round QBs, and Gallapagus just isn't that for me, yet

I believe its Galapagos ( where I believe Mendel discovered the theory of Evolution)​

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Open call: a short, usable nickname that doesn't sound like an insult. Anybody? Anybody?

Post your thoughts here.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

It's JAG
Next topic?

 

[Tunescribe]

It's JAG
Next topic?

"JAG" is too easily equated with "just another guy." Hopefully he won't be a jag.

 

[Big-T]

JAG is a terrible nickname, even if it is his initials.

Until there's a better one Jimmy G will do for me (saves having to type Garoppolo too).

 

[RobAllan]

JGarp? (or J-Garp... like JLaw or JLo? LOL)

 

[shmessy]

Big Flutie.

 

[Tunescribe]

Guido Polo.

 

[TheBeers]

Jimmy?

 

[BlueThunder]

Garp as in "The World according to Garp".

 

[Uncle Rico]

Grappo.



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[Deus Irae]

JAG works

 

[Love The Drake]

Jimmy ammo

 

[deters]

I'm gonna call him Grops. To each his own.

 

[IcyPatriot]

I like Grop as a play off Gronk....but JAG makes a lot of sense. When there's a local sandwich called the Garapo he'll know he made it.

 

[Galeb]

Romo-Lite

 

[ctpatsfan77]

For better or for worse he hasn't done enough to earn JFG.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Romo-Lite

You are a bad, bad person

 

[Galeb]

You are a bad, bad person

It's true

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

OK, JAG wins the votes
Thread closed!

 

[Oinko]

It's going to be Grop. You can't hold back that hurricane.