NFL legend Dan Marino had a love child with CBS employee in 2005

[Joker]

so..the ringless wonder, Done Noringo finally found something he doesn't shoot blanks doing...congrats, Aqua Dan!

 

[PatsFanSince74]

I couldn't care less.

 

[BradfordPatsFan]

Will Shannon Sharpe be grilling him on this during the CBS pre game show on Sunday or is he still butt hurt over BB?

 

[Krugman]

Patsnutme wins with that post,Imo,thats funny...

 

[Bill Lee]

He was known for his quick release.

Right, but he should do better at clock management!

Well, this is one time his quick release led to a roughing the life penalty...

And given that he was married, illegal contact!

Ok, now I can't get that song out of my head. You know the one, "Love Child".

I'd love it if one of the other numbnuts on the CBS set referred to him as Baby Daddy!

 

[Patriot Missile]

So not worthy of attention. If what Lewis and Cromartie do is ok to fly under the radar why shouldn't this?

Dans a douche for cheating, allegedly, but I'm pretty sure there are hundreds of babies from Former and current NFL players not seeing a dime. Paying for the silence part is whacked, but agreeing to pay for the care of the child was the next best thing he could besides owning up to his mistake and taking on fatherhood.