New Sevenland

[Actual Pats Fan]

P8riots.

And, no, I will not stop cringing.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

I can't wait for the ****posts that come in that dark phase after the draft when there really is nothing to talk about for about 8 weeks.

Whew, for second there I thought he was talking about...Oh.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

"Sweet Dreams are made of these"

"Seven Lombardi's and MVP's"

"Oooohhhh ohhh oohhhh oohhhhhhhh"

On The Last Day of Football Season Patriots Gave Me:

Sixth Minnesota

Five Diamond Rings...

Four Malcolm's Pick

Three Deion's

Two Adam Kicks

And The First Super Bowl With Brady

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

"What does the Fox-boro say?"

"Nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine"

"Nine times..."

 

[PatsFanInVa]

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I cant believe I missed P8triots... Can't wait to get that license pl8 though

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

So screw you, I want New Sevenland. I'll see it, "Sixburgh" style, before I die, most likely.

"...[cough]...agh...the...the gold...[cough]...the gold is buried...ugh...in...at...

...Ha! There IS no gold! But the Patriots won the Super Bowl! AND we never cheated! Ever! Plus we DON'T suck!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"