more controversy coming

[Actual Pats Fan]

Back when i still lived in Beantown my Southern Belle wife decided to surprise me with a lobster dinner. I was watching the Celtics in the bedroom and she wouldnt allow me to leave the room.
Until I hear hysterical screaming. I run in the kitchen and shes standing on a chair screaming. Two large lobsters are scrambling across the kitchen floor. I guess she pulled the wooden pegs out of their claws and they attacked her. Laughed my butt off which was the wrong response

you are my hero

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

But i dont want to get in a debate

"This isn't an argument, it's just contradictions!"

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Guess i got my answer. Ass ass ass

...is it also okay for me to say I like girls?

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

The highest pct of fat people is in the Southern states. They call it dressing.

and we call gravy an Aperitif

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

C'mon RW. In this case, "the government" is a group of highly trained experts that we have asked to give us accurate science about health and safety. We aren't victims here, we are in control of it. And yes, in this case, this advice has literally led to a reduction of hundreds of hospital visits every Thanksgiving. It was even highlighted in an episode of West Wing where the President was going to poison his staff because he didn't know better.

 

[Steve102]

the wussification of america continues.......next you're going to tell me i can't cook my lobster alive anymore

I seem to remember this is a thing now. I will look it up.

edit: it's a thing.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Im not trying to get into an argument but anyone who doesn’t like mac and cheese is a ******** *** ***** with **** for a **** . This will be my last post on the matter

I'm not trying to get into an argument but anyone who doesn’t like the Pats is a ******** *** ***** with **** for a **** . This will not be my last post on the matter

 

[cmasspatsfan]

I agree with Judon, mac and cheese sucks

 

[jimnance]

...is it also okay for me to say I like girls?

Better check with Ian first. The world has become a litigious place

 

[jimnance]

I seem to remember this is a thing now. I will look it up.

edit: it's a thing.

Thats insane. So exactly how the hell do you cook a lobster now? You cant boil em alive anymore? Ok wtf do you do? Killing them 1st would be just as barbaric. Do we give them a sleeping pill or anaesthesia 1st? Laughing gas? Weed?

 

[StrawHatPatriot]

What's wrong with him

 

[tom444]

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Shes since passed away but my aunt used to make it for Christmas dinner with lobster.

It was excellent.

It's a required dish at Capital Grille (mac n lobstah)

 

[reflexblue]

Cut his ass.

Yeah, hes the only person ive ever heard of that doesn't like mac and cheese, but not for thanksgiving

 

[reflexblue]

In Canada, Mac and Cheese is sold as "Kraft Dinner" View attachment 37957

Thats just really sad, I think it comes with powdered cheese. The good stuff comes in a bigger box with a Can of cheese

 

[Dingleberry]

Am I the only one who saw this thread title and thought, Aw ****, what now? Seriously. I can't be the only one with NYFL PTSD?

 

[PScottman]

I also think his disdain for Mac and cheese is a shot at our QB. I don’t think Judon likes Mac and the team has locker room issues. BB has lost the team.

Hey! Who let Tom Jackson in here! I'm calling Ian!

 

[PScottman]

Ass ass ass

 

[RobertWeathers]

It's a required dish at Capital Grille (mac n lobstah)

Yep. Had it there. Out of this world

 

[TBR]

In Canada, Mac and Cheese is sold as "Kraft Dinner" View attachment 37957

I'm im Canada and assumed Kraft Dinner was sold everywhere under that name. Why am I finding this out just now... on a football forum?