LOL. That's the only reason Drew got the first one anyway.
I like these too:
2. Colts (1-0): The official prize for the team that wins the "Manning Bowl" was a free ticket to the Super Bowl, because that's the only way either team is gonna get there.
12. Dolphins (0-1): Little Debbie could throw a red hankie with more force than the Nicktator.
13. Seahawks (1-0): Is Deion Branch the final piece of the puzzle? Only if he's going to play left guard.
23. Chiefs (0-1): Coach Herm Edwards is asking Willie Roaf to come out of retirement. To play quarterback.
27. Titans (0-1): Don't worry, Jeff, you only have to put up with this crap 15 more times.
29. Bills (0-1): When "We only lost by two points!" is the rallying cry for Western New York, you know that it's gonna be a long year.
What is it with Herm and QB's??? Good thing he convinced Peterson to spend a few hundred K more on a shut down corner when the smart money was predicting it was the offense that was going to suffer under Herm.
Givens and Branch should have a little reunion once the season is over and watch the playoffs together - while recounting each others bonus money.
