Minor League BB Buffalo Bisons have: "Keep TB Suspended Night"

[Koma]

also on their schedule:
9-11 truther night
the search for Bigfoot night
alien abductee night
faked moon landing night

All of these correlate well with this event, would could also be known as "the ideal gas law doesn't exist" night

Team execs would counter that the PSI of their baseballs never changes. Cold weather or warm weather, the IGL doesn't affect their balls.

 

[Froob]

Team execs would counter that the PSI of their baseballs never changes. Cold weather or warm weather, the IGL doesn't affect their balls.

But they must have done something!

 

[fair catch fryar]

...and root for the Bills...

I just placed that as one of the many negative assumptions about living in Buffalo.

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

The worst part of this is, as I understand it, a charity event to help children. No attack on Buffalo. But of course they have to turn into a classless circus.

 

[Wheelman]

And the Bisons are promising “scoreboard videos featuring some of sports’ greatest cheaters

Somebody near the area should go to this game to find out which "Cheaters" they'll show. I'd be curious if they'll include self admitted cheaters like Jerry Rice.

 

[tasmlab]

It's flattering for TB12.

Nobody in New England would ever throw a Tyrod Taylor anything.

 

[sb1]

Pawtucket should do a wide right night.

Anyone with a Scott Norwood jersey or was on a team that lost 4 championships in a row or missed the playoffs for 15 years in a row gets in free.

 

[mosey threetupu]

also on their schedule:
9-11 truther night
the search for Bigfoot night
alien abductee night
faked moon landing night

All of these correlate well with this event, would could also be known as "the ideal gas law doesn't exist" night

Don't forget the JFK Magic Bullet night.

 

[FourierSeries]

Like putting lipstick on a pig. It's still freaking Buffalo...

Or "Little Somalia" as I like to call it.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Let me get this straight.

A minor league baseball team, most of whose members will be lucky to get up to the Majors for a cup of coffee, and who play in a city whose NFL team hasn't made the Playoffs in the 16 years that have passed since Bill Clinton was President are dissing a Quarterback who has taken his team to six Super Bowls, won four of them, been League MVP twice and is widely considered the greatest ever to play his sport?

Is that right?

Why is there a thread on this?

 

[BradyFTW!]

They're Buffalo fans. Brady being suspended is the closest thing they'll have to hope in the next 5-10 years. It's all those poor ****ers have, not that it'll help them. Even if Brady missed the whole years, they'd still miss the playoffs, still be stuck with a bad coach and worse team, and would still have to live in Canada's southernmost suburb. It's just losses all around.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

PawSox should have "wide right" night,
50% off all seats in right field and down the first base line
50% off for people named Scott
50% off for people named Norwood