Joke: A private jet is about to crash...

[RecoveringCowboy]

An airplane was about to crash. There were four passengers on board but only three parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me and I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger said, "I am Commissioner Roger Goodell of the NFL - the greatest league in sports. I am the most honest and smartest commissioner in their history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, the Pope, said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year old school boy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left. You have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest commissioner took my school bag."

 

[Sicilian]

Goodell would have argued that gravity doesn't exist and jumped out without one, shouting, "ARTICLE FORTY-SIXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!"

 

[Wheelman]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH ! I LOVE IT!!!!

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

BREAKING NEWS: Roger Goodell, died jumping out of his private jet as it was about to crash. His parachute did not deploy. Coroner ruled cause of death as "traumatic concussion."

 

[WinstonSmith]

The plane crash was deemed to be a tragedy when it was later learned that Troy Vincent missed the flight and the kid had an extra school bag.

 

[Nikolai]

Heh, nice application of a classic.

But I think Goodell would have stayed on the plane, in denial that it was crashing.

 

[borg]

With only the Pope and the 10 year old boy left on the plane, this joke could have veered in so many alternate directions.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

With only the Pope and the 10 year old boy left on the plane, this joke could have veered in so many alternate directions.

Disclosure: I improvised this joke so it would not go to PoFo.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Disclosure: I improvised this joke so it would not go to PoFo.

Where it would have ended up locked within 5 replies..................

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

An airplane was about to crash. There were four passengers on board but only three parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me and I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger said, "I am Commissioner Roger Goodell of the NFL - the greatest league in sports. I am the most honest and smartest commissioner in their history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, the Pope, said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year old school boy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left. You have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest commissioner took my school bag."

Thank you. A huge laugh is always welcome!

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

The plane crash was deemed to be a tragedy when it was later learned that Troy Vincent missed the flight and the kid had an extra school bag.

A number of members probably would want a larger plane that would have on board several members of the NFL front office staff and at least a half dozen owners.

 

[Gwedd]

Actually, THIS is how I view Goodell. They have him pegged, even down to the JETS gang-green uniform.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Actually, THIS is how I view Goodell. They have him pegged, even down to the JETS gang-green uniform.

Rrrrrrrrrrrroger S. Goodell...Super Genius!

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Actually, THIS is how I view Goodell. They have him pegged, even down to the JETS gang-green uniform.

It would not even take Capt America to bring him down.