JETS SUCK 2025 EDITION (OFFICIAL): DIVINE INTERVENTION DENIED

[Tunescribe]

No waayyy! Jets waayy…

The Jete defense has only TWO turnovers -- both fumble recoveries -- ALL SEASON LONG through 14 games! It's mind-boggling and potentially historic.

AI chips in some info:

As of mid-December 2025 (Week 15), the New York Jets defense has forced only two turnovers all season, both fumble recoveries, and zero interceptions, putting them on pace for a historically low total, according to SNY and Yahoo Sports.
Key Details:

• Total Turnovers: 2 (both fumble recoveries).
• Interceptions: 0, an NFL record-low for this point in the season.
• Context: This lack of takeaways is a major issue, with every other NFL team having at least five, and it's a significant reason for the team's struggles, notes Yahoo Sports.
• Most Recent: The Jets forced a fumble in their Week 13 game against the Jaguars, though they couldn't capitalize on it and later threw an interception, according to New York Jets.

 

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Jets release receiver Allen Lazard after three seasons

The Jets severed their last tie to the ill-fated Aaron Rodgers era by releasing receiver Allen Lazard after three seasons with the team, a source confirmed to ESPN.

www.espn.com

 

[TheRainMaker]

BB saw the future of how dysfunctional the Jets organization was. I was a teenager during the Parcells years, but it didn't seem like they were dysfunctional back then. I didn't really notice it until after Herm Edwards left.

It's really quite odd Parcells was complaining about what was happening in NE, only to want to go to NY. I've read that BB was actually holding out and campaigning to be the HC for the Pats in 1997, but only joined Parcells in NY because Kraft rejected him. The rivalry between them in the late 90's was awesome. It would've gone nuclear had BB been facing Parcells during that time.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Re: Jets/NYG

This sounds like a 12 Days of Christmas parody.

FIIIIIIVE TOT-AL WINS!!!

 

[Mike the Brit]

This makes it even funnier. From yesterday after the game.. @Tunescribe

Keeping your co-ordinator but relieving him of play-calling can make a kind of sense, I suppose, but I just can't get my head around why anyone would do the reverse. The JETE, eh!

 

[Uptown]

This sounds like a 12 Days of Christmas parody.

FIIIIIIVE TOT-AL WINS!!!

Lmao!

 

[Bill Lee]

Jets release receiver Allen Lazard after three seasons

The Jets severed their last tie to the ill-fated Aaron Rodgers era by releasing receiver Allen Lazard after three seasons with the team, a source confirmed to ESPN.

www.espn.com

That guy got almost three seasons of NFL pay checks just because Ahole liked him.

That, and the Jete were so far up Ahole's ahole that they just did what he said to do.

 

[reflexblue]

Zach Wilson "frustrated" and "confused" about why he isn't starting​

MSN

Cause you SUCK punky, thats why. Have a juice box and chill

 

[Uptown]

 

[Bill Lee]

Coming pretty damn close tho....

 

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[Tunescribe]

It's official: Jete punt with three games to go.

New York Jets WR Garrett Wilson Officially Out for Season

Jets wide receiver Garrett Wilson is officially out for the season, per Jets head coach Aaron Glenn. Wilson will now turn his sights to 2026.

sports.yahoo.com

 

[Uptown]

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

I went to work today and I’m telling you I smelled **** for whatever reason. Maybe a Jets fan came in?

 

[Bill Lee]

It's a made-up 'fact' but it feels like it's true and it's got almost a million views so far.

 

[Tunescribe]

It's a made-up 'fact' but it feels like it's true and it's got almost a million views so far.

This Cook kid has one touchdown pass and five interceptions. So, Jete quarterbacks have thrown 11 interceptions and their defense has zero picks. Simply amazing.

It's sort of not fair the Jete close out their season at Beefalo, it will be like a bonus bye for the Prairie Cows.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

One year ago this week. Sadly, all three contestants whiffed as badly as the JEST.

 

[Bill Lee]

One year ago this week. Sadly, all three contestants whiffed as badly as the JEST.

Q: How remote are the Jete's chances of winning a Super Bowl?
A: Pretty damn remote.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Passing TDs since 2002 realignment.

 

[Uptown]