JETS SUCK 2024 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE SECOND COMING

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[TommyD4207]

It's the 14th annual "Jets Elimination Day" parade.
First float in the lineup has a big 'We Won the Offseason' sign.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

It's the 14th annual "Jets Elimination Day" parade.
First float in the lineup has a big 'We Won the Offseason' sign.

How are the JEST like Daylight Saving Time?

They "Spring Ahead" in March (free agency), and Fall Apart in November.

 

[IcyPatriot]

The last time the Jets were in the playoffs I wasn’t even out of high school yet. Hint: I’m in my 30s now..

This from when you were in cyberspace ...

 

[reflexblue]

This from when you were in cyberspace ...

the Winner, a picture thats worth a thousand words.

 

[reflexblue]

This guy finally figured it out, the jest have the Losing Gene, also known as the Stank Gene

Jets’ ‘losing problem’ starting to weigh on Garrett Wilson: ‘Like a gene or some s–t’

Garrett Wilson has now lost 10 games in each of his three seasons with the Jets — 7-10, 7-10, 3-10 (and counting).

nypost.com

Jets’ ‘losing problem’ starting to weigh on Garrett Wilson: ‘Like a gene or some s–t’​

 

[Bill Lee]

a picture thats worth a thousand words.

 

[Bill Lee]

This guy finally figured it out, the jest have the Losing Gene, Also known as the Stank Gene

Indeed, and it's gonna be more of the same next season.

The team is over-invested in a 40 year old QB, has fired its HC and GM, and has only $33M on the 2025 cap.

The stank should only get riper next season.

 

[reflexblue]

Disband the jete

 

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[pazrul72]

Some people are saying they're worse than the Patsies. Not sure i'd go that far but they did spend more money and have more hype so maybe so. Pats have some overpriced players (Godchaux? More like God-awful) but the Jets are a dimpster fire trainwreck this year. Pats are just the Patsies once again.

Every year about this time for the past 5 years or so someone comes in here with that attitude. Completely missing the point of this beautiful amazing thread. On field performance, while horrific and awful in a titanic sinking cant look away sort of deal, is merely perhaps a tenth of what makes jete suckage. Jets suck is far more about the stank that settles from the top down and filters thruout the entire organization from the owner to the coaches to the players to the smallest penis award winning fans. Its the lack of morals, integrity, heart, intestinal fortitude, toughness, or any redeemable quality really that leads to this entirely necessary PSA from @Tunescribe. Its a warning to not let your loved ones near that sewage infested black hole of a franchise or the stink will fester in your soul too.

There is no comparison between the Patriots and the Jete that puts the two franchises even remotely close, in fact they are pretty much as opposite as you can get, so wash that blasphemy from your fingers good sir. Brady alone has more to offer in his little finger then the entire Jete history and dont get me started on Bruschi, Brown, Harrison, Hightower, Mccourty, and many many others. This thread is for one universal truth and one truth only. The Jets suck! Always have. Always will. May joker have mercy on your soul.

 

[signbabybrady]

Every year about this time for the past 5 years or so someone comes in here with that attitude. Completely missing the point of this beautiful amazing thread. On field performance, while horrific and awful in a titanic sinking cant look away sort of deal, is merely perhaps a tenth of what makes jete suckage. Jets suck is far more about the stank that settles from the top down and filters thruout the entire organization from the owner to the coaches to the players to the smallest penis award winning fans. Its the lack of morals, integrity, heart, intestinal fortitude, toughness, or any redeemable quality really that leads to this entirely necessary PSA from @Tunescribe. Its a warning to not let your loved ones near that sewage infested black hole of a franchise or the stink will fester in your soul too.

what There is no comparison between the patriots and the Jete that puts the two franchises even remotely close, in fact they are pretty much as opposite as you can get, so wash that blasphemy from your fingers good sir. Brady alone has more to offer in his little finger then the entire Jete history and dont get me started on Bruschi, Brown, Harrison, Hightower, Mccourty, and many many others. This thread is for one universal truth and one truth only. The Jets suck! Always have. Always will. May joker have mercy on your soul.

Very well said!

Should be required reading.

 

[signbabybrady]

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

This guy finally figured it out, the jest have the Losing Gene, also known as the Stank Gene

Jets’ ‘losing problem’ starting to weigh on Garrett Wilson: ‘Like a gene or some s–t’

Garrett Wilson has now lost 10 games in each of his three seasons with the Jets — 7-10, 7-10, 3-10 (and counting).

nypost.com

Jets’ ‘losing problem’ starting to weigh on Garrett Wilson: ‘Like a gene or some s–t’​

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. How the hell did Jets fans think the Aaron Rodgers experiment was going to end well? Even worse though they thought it would still end well after his acl tear in his 40s.

 

[TheRainMaker]

When you can't make the playoffs in this era of the NFL, it's time to retire.

 

[slam]

This guy finally figured it out, the jest have the Losing Gene, also known as the Stank Gene

Jets’ ‘losing problem’ starting to weigh on Garrett Wilson: ‘Like a gene or some s–t’

Garrett Wilson has now lost 10 games in each of his three seasons with the Jets — 7-10, 7-10, 3-10 (and counting).

nypost.com

Jets’ ‘losing problem’ starting to weigh on Garrett Wilson: ‘Like a gene or some s–t’​

The words of a man who, I'm afraid, will find a way to sign a below market deal with the Chiefs as soon as possible.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

[The Onion] More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets​

More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets

SPRINGFIELD, MO—Claiming the awful predicament was every mother and father’s worst nightmare, reports confirmed Tuesday that more parents now say that allowing their children to play football is not worth the risk of having them drafted by the New York Jets. “Sure, there are positives to having...

theonion.com

 

[Bill Lee]

More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets

SPRINGFIELD, MO—Claiming the awful predicament was every mother and father’s worst nightmare, reports confirmed Tuesday that more parents now say that allowing their children to play football is not worth the risk of having them drafted by the New York Jets. “Sure, there are positives to having...

theonion.com

This is good parenting.

 

[Tunescribe]

This is good parenting.

Here's another insightful piece:

Aaron Rodgers Shows Rookies How To Break Down Zapruder Film

NEW YORK—Calling his nightly study sessions the difference between winning and losing the war against the deep state, New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers reportedly took time Monday to demonstrate to rookies how to properly break down the Zapruder film. “Right now Umbrella Man is motioning...

theonion.com

 

[signbabybrady]