JETS SUCK 2023 EDITION (JOKER CERTIFIED): HARD KNOCKERS

[Bill Lee]

Jets could have claimed Zappe ... even he is better than Zach.

Nah, then their GM would have to face up to the fact that he swung for the fences and missed.

 

[Bill Lee]

Just wait a year kid. "Relax."

He'll still be ****ting his pants next year, just like da Jete.

 

[Kontradiction]

Hot Mommy update.

This incident occurred following the Jete season-opening win. After yesterday's debacle Punky probably left the field in an armored personnel carrier:

Zach Wilson’s Mom Has Sarcastic Response After Fan Throws Water Bottle at the Jets Quarterback

Zach Wilson's mom had a sarcastic response on social media after a fan threw a water bottle at the New York Jets quarterback, who stepped in for Aaron Rodgers and helped lead the New York Jets to an overtime victory

people.com

From the article:
A video on social media showed a fan throwing a water bottle at Wilson, 24, as he walked off the field. The water bottle toss hit the third-year quarterback square in the head, causing him to laugh in disbelief before greeting a teammate with a high five in the locker room tunnel.

“Even after the win, Zac wilson with no respect from NY fans with water bottle being thrown at him,” one user wrote on Twitter, sharing video of the water bottle toss.

But the moment also caught the attention of Wilson’s mom Lisa, who is heavily active on social media. Lisa, 50, took umbrage with the dangerous throw and posted a sarcastic response on her Instagram stories.

“That happened after they won the game. Hit him right in the head. Awesome,” Lisa, 50, wrote in a story Tuesday night, adding a thumbs up emoji.

Lisa reshared a clip of the water bottle toss that called Jets fans a “horrible fanbase.”

That makes her even hotter in my book.

 

[Bill Lee]

Jete fans are such dopes.

It was 100% predictable that Ol' Man Rodgers was gonna get injured playing behind that OL.

It was also 100% predictable that McMilfson wasn't going to get better by sniffing Ahole's jock strap.

 

[Bill Lee]

Hot Mommy update.

This incident occurred following the Jete season-opening win. After yesterday's debacle Punky probably left the field in an armored personnel carrier:

Zach Wilson’s Mom Has Sarcastic Response After Fan Throws Water Bottle at the Jets Quarterback

Zach Wilson's mom had a sarcastic response on social media after a fan threw a water bottle at the New York Jets quarterback, who stepped in for Aaron Rodgers and helped lead the New York Jets to an overtime victory

people.com

From the article:
A video on social media showed a fan throwing a water bottle at Wilson, 24, as he walked off the field. The water bottle toss hit the third-year quarterback square in the head, causing him to laugh in disbelief before greeting a teammate with a high five in the locker room tunnel.

“Even after the win, Zac wilson with no respect from NY fans with water bottle being thrown at him,” one user wrote on Twitter, sharing video of the water bottle toss.

But the moment also caught the attention of Wilson’s mom Lisa, who is heavily active on social media. Lisa, 50, took umbrage with the dangerous throw and posted a sarcastic response on her Instagram stories.

“That happened after they won the game. Hit him right in the head. Awesome,” Lisa, 50, wrote in a story Tuesday night, adding a thumbs up emoji.

Lisa reshared a clip of the water bottle toss that called Jets fans a “horrible fanbase.”

Unlike Zach, the fan hit what he aimed at.

Maybe da Jete should sign him and drop Zach.

 

[Koma]

Breece Hall after the loss to the Cowboys: "I only got four touches." Hall's stats for that game: 4 carries for 9 yards, 0 receptions on 2 targets.

The coaches responded to Breece's request for more touches and called his number for 12 carries against New England. Breece rewarded his coaches confidence by gaining a whopping 18 yards. Hey, it worked! They tripled his carries and he doubled his output. If Hall maintains his yards per attempt from this week, all the coaches need to do is give him 72 carries and he'll break 100 yards against the Chiefs.

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[slam]

The most unbelievable thing about this 20 year run of total Jets Quarterbacking incompetence? This era in which they've subjected their fanbase to three seasons of Zach and three seasons of Seeing Ghosts Darnold? A run in which in they gave starts to Bryce Pettie, Luke Falk, Greg McElroy, Trevor Semian, Josh Johnson and the corpse of Joe Flacco? A run in which Ryan Fitzpatrick was probably the single best performer since Chad Pennington departed and Josh McCown is probably top 3? A run in which the Jets had absolutely no standards whatsoever?

The most unbelievable thing is that they once drafted a QB in the second round who was so bad they could not dare to play him, not one single snap, less he embarrass them even further than they were already embarrassed.

Christian Hackenberg, who lasted 2.5 games in the AAF before getting benched for Zach Mettenberger. I submit to you: the Suckiest Jets QB of them all?

 

[Bill Lee]

 

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[Bill Lee]

 

[Tunescribe]

When the legendary face of the franchise says your QB is trash and should be traded, you have a problem on your hands. The natives are beyond restless. Cheeves at Jete next Sunday night will be must-see TV. Punky in primetime under the spotlight, from the frying pan into the fire!

Earlier ...

Punky's mom shoots Jete fan a dirty look during August preseason game.

 

[Bill Lee]

When the legendary face of the franchise says your QB is trash and should be traded, you have a problem on your hands. The natives are beyond restless. Cheeves at Jete next Sunday night will be must-see TV. Punky in primetime under the spotlight, from the frying pan into the fire!

This thread has been warning people for years about da Jete, and this is a textbook case of the dire risks of being a Jete Fan.

The Jete House is on fire, and Bim Saleh Bim and his boss Douglas are pouring gasoline on that fire by continuing to play Punky

The only person they can look to for wisdom is an aging, on-again/off-again drunkard and pill popper, and even he is saying the house is on fire and why are you using gasoline to put it out.

We all know how this goes. Bim gets fired this off season, young talent is aging out and wants to get paid, the next man up won't be able to win right away so both the coach and GM will get fired, the new GM will pick a new coach, rinse, repeat.

The never-ending cycle of suckage that is the life of a Jete Fan...

 

[Patsfan1958]

"Sliding into a DM"? I had to google that. Damn, I'm getting old.

 

[sb1]

Trade them Brady for a first rounder and don't tell them anything else.

 

[203Pat]

Zach Wilson sucking. Jets players arguing with each other and coaches on the sideline. Losing to the Patriots 15 times in a row. Drunken Joe calling on a house cleaning. Inject it all straight into my veins.

 

[Tunescribe]

"Sliding into a DM"? I had to google that. Damn, I'm getting old.

That woman might as well be wearing body paint.

 

[sb1]

Jets plan to sign QB Trevor Siemian

The Jets are sticking with Zach Wilson as their starting quarterback, but they're bringing in another backup.

www.nbcsports.com

I think he's an upgrade over Wilson. Lol

 

[mike_usagisan]

Jets plan to sign QB Trevor Siemian

The Jets are sticking with Zach Wilson as their starting quarterback, but they're bringing in another backup.

www.nbcsports.com

I think he's an upgrade over Wilson. Lol

I have to think it's a matter of when, not if, Wilson gets benched. That he didn't gift us a few interceptions on Sunday is probably the only reason he still has the job today.

 

[yukon cornelius]

i honestly don't think the play of wilson is their most glaring weakness

it's the jetes, they are going to overreact at some point and make a change and then they will suck even worse, but....