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Content Post Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

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That video is just priceless. The short section from the Butt-Fumble play to the kickoff fumble that looks like some bizarro jet sweep to Edelman is pretty much distilled "Jets Suck!" in video form. Even after all that, I still can't find any pity for the Jest though.
 
Found the full Butt-Fumble game!!



It's 188 minutes of pure Jets suckage...the moment itself is at 1:03:01. Enjoy!


"Remember the old Football Follies thing they used to put together? This is it. You're getting a chance to see it live tonight!"

EDIT: "Now you've got a good part of the crowd chanting for Tebow. Some of them are chanting for Tebow and they're being drowned out by people booing the Tebow chants."

"Oof! This is Jerod Mayo coming in for the sack at the 32-yard line."

"Sanchez may start chanting for Tebow ..."

 
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That video is just priceless. The short section from the Butt-Fumble play to the kickoff fumble that looks like some bizarro jet sweep to Edelman is pretty much distilled "Jets Suck!" in video form. Even after all that, I still can't find any pity for the Jest though.
Edelman's score is almost as funny as the Buttfumble. It looks like a planned play; Julian was in perfect position to catch that ball in full stride like he knew it was coming.

I remember watching that game. I was laughing hysterically over the Buttfumble and just started to catch my breath when Edelman seamlessly plucked that ball out of the air and ran it in. It was like being at a comedy show where the comic gets you laughing hard and then delivers another zinger.
 
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Edelman's score is almost as funny as the Buttfumble. It looks like a planned play; Julian was in perfect position to catch that ball in full stride like he knew it was coming.

I remember watching that game. I was laughing hysterically over the Buttfumble and just started to catch my breath when Edelman seamlessly plucked that ball out of the air and ran it in. It was like being at a comedy show where the comic gets you laughing hard and then delivers another zinger.

Yeah, I was actually crying with laughter at the Buttfumble when the Edelman Jest Sweep happened. I couldn't believe my eyes. Even in my best Jet humiliation fantasy I hadn't dreamed such a thing could occur. I don't think I've ever enjoyed a game more than that one, no tension whatsoever, just pure Jet Schadenfreude.
 

I hope that Toilet Bowles does indeed play to win for the next 3 weeks; I even hope that they win both
of their remaining AFC games.

Because there's no way they're winning IN Foxborough anyway, and I'd rather see both the Clots and Doofins lose at this point now.

And a 7-9 or 6-10 finish would place them in mediocre draft position during every round next year.
 
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And a 7-9 or 6-10 finish would place them in mediocre draft position during every round next year.

Unfortunately woody will need the jets to lose as many games as possible since he likes to watch the first round of the nfl draft and if the jets finish 6 and 10, then their pick will be way after his bed time.
 
3-8. Do I need to say more?
It's a universal truth, the Jets Suck.

No one needs to say it, but you want to, I'm sure of it.

Go ahead, get it out of your system. You know you want to!

The Jets Suck!

The Jets Suck!

The Jets Suck!

The Jets Suck!

The Jets Suck!

The Jets Suck!

Ahh, that feels so good!
 
The San Francisco 49ers' defense ranks last in the NFL in points allowed, yards per game, yards per carry, rushing yards, first downs allowed and time of possession.

The Niners have lost ten in a row and play the Jets in ten days.

SF is favored to win the game.


Even Vegas agrees that the Jets s-u-c-k.
 
The San Francisco 49ers' defense ranks last in the NFL in points allowed, yards per game, yards per carry, rushing yards, first downs allowed and time of possession.

The Niners have lost ten in a row and play the Jets in ten days.

SF is favored to win the game.


Even Vegas agrees that the Jets s-u-c-k.

San Fran? Who has time to worry about them? I'm worried about how we're gonna cover Gronk in NE in a few weeks.

Oh wait...
 
Unintentional irony IS the Rat fan's forte...must be why they got some washed up bo'hump ex-Bear greaseball to tote the rock as they sink into the sewer. Enjoy eating shyt again this season...what is this fifty years now?
 
San Fran? Who has time to worry about them? I'm worried about how we're gonna cover Gronk in NE in a few weeks.

It'll be a great matchup. I bet Gronkowski on crutches will easily beat old man walking dead Mevis, presuming the Jests can still find a way to get Mevis to play instead of staying home and counting his money.
 
San Fran? Who has time to worry about them? I'm worried about how we're gonna cover Gronk in NE in a few weeks.

Oh wait...
I'd take one star player down anytime vs. a whole team that has QUIT.
 
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Has Bowles lost the entire team or just the defensive linemen?
 
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