Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

[Tony2046]

Won't be the first time I've rooted for the Pats. Super Bowl 46 was the first. I prayed for forgiveness for weeks afterwards.

If I'm forced to root for Belichick and the gang vs the Jets... wow. May have to spend the holiday season volunteering at homeless shelters and soup kitchens to make up for it.

There won't be anyone there to feed. They'll be at the game.

 

[Tunescribe]

Hopefully the place is 75%+ Pat fans so Woody understands what has to be done.

 

[Deus Irae]

So, the Jets don't have the balls to start Petty against the Patriots:

Jets coach Todd Bowles announced that Ryan Fitzpatrick will get the start against New England at MetLife Stadium.

Ryan Fitzpatrick will start for Jets in Week 12

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Won't be the first time I've rooted for the Pats. Super Bowl 46 was the first. I prayed for forgiveness for weeks afterwards.

If I'm forced to root for Belichick and the gang vs the Jets... wow. May have to spend the holiday season volunteering at homeless shelters and soup kitchens to make up for it.

I'm feeling charitable to the Jets. Let them have Romo next year.

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm feeling charitable to the Jets. Let them have Romo next year.

No, let them pin all hopes and dreams on Gee-No! coming off injury.

 

[Bill Lee]

EPIC!
HC Bowels named Fitzerception as starting QB vs Patriots!

It's time.
Come over to the Dark Side. Embrace Satan & join us. Eternal youth (q.v. Brady) will be yours.

Off the Geno Coaster, through the Petty Zoo and on to the Fitzpocylapse!

The Jets are the dark side.

The Jets are the brown side, with slime green mixed in.

 

[Tony2046]

Fitzpoclyapse. hahahaha

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Fitzpoclyapse. hahahaha

Hell yeah!

OT: I bet you by 2023 Osweiler will be at center in New York Jets stadium..

 

[AtomicDawg]

Fitzpoclyapse. hahahaha

I'm not sure which is worse....a Fitzpoclyapse or a FITZTRASTOPHE?

 

[Bill Lee]

I'm not sure which is worse....a Fitzpoclyapse or a FITZTRASTOPHE?

It starts as a Fitziasco and then grows to a Fitzaclysm and becomes a Fitzocaust.

 

[AtomicDawg]

Four years ago...TODAY.....a legacy was born.....a masterpiece was written.....and lives were changed forever.



Never Forget.

It is appropriate that the Pats play the Jets on THIS WEEK...the week that Dirty Sanchez and his band of misfits along with Footy Rex put themselves in the lore of SOJ history.

 

[Bill Lee]

Absolutely true, it NEVER gets old.

It happened in their house on national TV on Thanksgiving.

What an abject lesson in humiliation.

We here in the Jets Suck thread could not have planned it any better if we tried.

However, if there's any team that could pull of a 2nd Buttfumble game, it would be the Jets, no doubt.

 

[goheels22002]

 

[Mike the Brit]

Four years ago...TODAY.....a legacy was born.....a masterpiece was written.....and lives were changed forever.



Never Forget.

It is appropriate that the Pats play the Jets on THIS WEEK...the week that Dirty Sanchez and his band of misfits along with Footy Rex put themselves in the lore of SOJ history.

Speaking of which,

Q: Have you found time this week to study the film of the Butt Fumble?

BB: Yeah, I don't think we'll get to that. Great question though. Really, that's awesome.
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Bill Belichick Press Conference Transcript 11/23

 

[Clonamery]

I thought it was Todd Bowels?

 

[Patjew]

Speaking of which,

Q: Have you found time this week to study the film of the Butt Fumble?

BB: Yeah, I don't think we'll get to that. Great question though. Really, that's awesome.
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Bill Belichick Press Conference Transcript 11/23

What an awesome press Conf transcript that was!

 

[goheels22002]

I hope they don't start tearing down this bad team before tomorrow afternoon:

Time for owner Woody Johnson to tear down Jets and start over

 

[Ochmed Jones]

No need for the jets to rebuild....

Woody likes it when the jets overpay for aging veterans and pick early in the draft every year.

 

[Bill Lee]

I hope they don't start tearing down this bad team before tomorrow afternoon:

Time for owner Woody Johnson to tear down Jets and start over

We'll do it for them on Sunday.

No need for the jets to rebuild....

Woody likes it when the jets overpay for aging veterans and pick early and usually poorly in the draft every year.

Fixed it for you.

 

[irishfanatic]

found this on the Jets board.. I was dying when I saw this lol

Awesome. Just like the Hitler in Bunker vid I have seen this guy before in another skit but cannot remember what it was ?