Jets name pro wrestler and Patriots fan John Cena honorary captain for Sunday

[shmessy]

because Bozo The Clown agreed to terms with the Jets on an a vet-minimum contract for the remaining home games this season. Hell run out with the team and Rex at the start of each game.

That's a physically impossible scenario.

Bozo the Clown and Rex Ryan have never been seen in the same room at the same time.

Just like Bruce Wayne and Batman.

 

[Lansdowne]

“@CMPunk: Here's what I know: I'm not a football guy. If I was, I wouldn't allow myself to be honorary anything of a team I didn't even like.”

 

[fthft]

cena sucks

CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK!

 

[eagle eye]

A big 'who cares!?!' from me. Is this really newsworthy?