Brady and Seymour come out of the locker carrying picket signs saying "No Branch, No Chance", and "We're not gonna take it!" (Seymour is a closet Twisted Sister fan). By the middle of the first quarter, starters Brown, Light, Koppen, Dillon, Wilfork, Warren, Bruschi, Vrabel, Wilson, Hobbs and Samuel have joined the big two in the Branch strike. Also joining in is Chad Jackson because striking on the sidelines is certainly less likely to reaggravate his hammy pull than actaully getting on the field.
As the camera pans around the stadium to show images of the shocked, yet thrilled crown, Ronny Boy, Nick and several Globe executives can be seen literally drooling with excitement over the 37 page special ediition that will run in tomorrow's paper.
The Jets actually start kneeling on every possession midway through the third quarter with a 47-6 lead. You may just want to go for a walk in the park or spend some quality time with the family, because this one's gonna get ugly folks.
