I've been following Nate Solder for 7 years.

[Urgent]

In real life I'm a dancer, but I'm trying to break into a career in welding.

Oh, yeah. The dance with the bucket of water was great.

 

[Patjew]

Now if they draft Jim Milfboobs in the third round I'll really freak out.

 

[Ring 6]

As none of you know, I am in the solder business. About 10 years ago I set up a Google Alert so that every time the word "solder" appeared in an online article, I would get an email with a link to it. I've done that to keep up with industry news. Works pretty well.

Starting about 7 years ago I would get an alert now and then about this kid named "Solder" and how he was doing in high school football. I would read some because of my interest in football. When he was getting recruited for college the articles increased, and then decreased again until he became a semi-star. The last couple of years I'd see one once every 2 weeks or so.

Then when the draft talk started kicking up I'd get more and more of these articles, up to several per day. It was actually getting a little annoying...

And then today!

I feel like I've followed this kid his entire career and now that he's on the Pats - feels awesome.

Needless to say, I'm getting a Solder jersey for me and my boss.

I know, cool story bro and BFD ... I'm just a little blown away now.

Interestingly, I am in the Fig Newton industry and there is this QB............

 

[Ring 6]

Now if they draft Jim Milfboobs in the third round I'll really freak out.

Freaking hilarious

 

[Frick]

Sorry, that makes you a stalker.