It's time for the 12 Pats of Christmas

[maust]

On the first day of Christmas New England gave to me,
The Greatest Coach in history

On the second day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history..

On the third day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the fourth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the fifth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the sixth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the seventh day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Seven straight AFC Conference Champion games,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history

On the eighth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Eight Super Bowl trips so far this century,
Seven straight AFC Conference Champion games,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the ninth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Nine different pass catchers in one game,
Eight Super Bowl trips so far this century,
Seven straight AFC Conference Champion games,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the tenth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
A tenth straight 10 win season,
Nine different pass catchers in one game,
Eight Super Bowl trips so far this century,
Seven straight AFC Conference Champion games,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the eleventh day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Number 11 with a working knee,
A tenth straight 10 win season,
Nine different pass catchers in one game,
Eight Super Bowl trips so far this century,
Seven straight AFC Conference Champion games,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history..

On the twelfth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
The incomparable Tom Brady,
Number 11 with a working knee,
A tenth straight 10 win season,
Nine different pass catchers in one game,
Eight Super Bowl trips so far this century,
Seven straight AFC Conference Champion games,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the the Greatest Coach in history.

 

[PWRxWLF]

On the first day of Christmas New England gave to me,
The Greatest Coach in history

On the second day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history..

On the third day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the fourth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the fifth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the sixth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the seventh day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Seven straight AFC Conference Champion games,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history

On the eighth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Eight Super Bowl trips so far this century,
Seven straight AFC Conference Champion games,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the ninth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Nine different pass catchers in one game,
Eight Super Bowl trips so far this century,
Seven straight AFC Conference Champion games,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the tenth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
A tenth straight 10 win season,
Nine different pass catchers in one game,
Eight Super Bowl trips so far this century,
Seven straight AFC Conference Champion games,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history.

On the eleventh day of Christmas New England gave to me,
Number 11 with a working knee,
A tenth straight 10 win season,
Nine different pass catchers in one game,
Eight Super Bowl trips so far this century,
Seven straight AFC Conference Champion games,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the Greatest Coach in history..

On the twelfth day of Christmas New England gave to me,
The incomparable Tom Brady,
Number 11 with a working knee,
A tenth straight 10 win season,
Nine different pass catchers in one game,
Eight Super Bowl trips so far this century,
Seven straight AFC Conference Champion games,
Six safeties in one draft,
FIVE LOMBARDIS!!!,
A fourth round center,
Three blocked field goals,
Two players via mid-season trades
And the the Greatest Coach in history.

You get the genius rating because there is no option for incredible.

 

[maust]

You get the genius rating because there is no option for incredible.

Thanks! Considering my attempts at creativity usually sends people looking for the as yet nonexistent dope slap rating I appreciate that

 

[Joker]

one minor quibble...on the first day I would have preferred.."a hooker in a pear tree..." but that's just me..

 

[Tunescribe]

one minor quibble...on the first day I would have preferred.."a hooker in a pear tree..." but that's just me..

How 'bout a hooker with a pair in a tree?

 

[maust]

one minor quibble...on the first day I would have preferred.."a hooker in a pear tree..." but that's just me..

How 'bout a hooker with a pair in a tree?

Well if we are going there then perhaps it should be a pear shaped hooker in a partridge tree? Cause after all...