He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the blitzers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The doubters always fall.
That stiff, frail and weak kid
Sure plays a mean football!
He's a football wizard
There has to be a twist.
That football wizard's got such a supple wrist.
'How do you think he does it?
I don't know!
What makes him so good?'
[STOLEN SIGNALS]
Ain't got no distractions
Can't hear no buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a-flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always gets a replay,
Rarely seen him fall.
That stiff, frail and weak kid
Sure plays a mean football.
I thought I was the football-slingin' king
But I just handed my QB crown to him.
