I think Mercury Morris is Hilarious

[Keegs]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Te6DgGXVY3E

that was "fresh".

 

[mossdeep]

I'm glad the NFL is an equal opportunity employer and allows mentally disabled people to play.

 

[tuckeverlasting]

yeah, i think he's funny ,too. he's like a caricature of himself. maybe someone should do a catscan on him. see if there are any hot or dead spots from too many concussions. he's got a decent sense of humor, but he seems a little cracked out.

 

[oldskool138]

I think his name is hilarious. When I have kids, I'm naming them Mars, Uranus and Cetti Alpha Five.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

The guy is funny as hell. If I where an espn producer, I would try to get Morris to drink before he went on the air.

The results would be outstanding.

IIRC, one network already did that with another player before a Jets game a few years ago.......
or at least put that former player on the air after he'd had a few....
Wasn't it ESPN????

 

[danny88]

IIRC, one network already did that with another player before a Jets game a few years ago.......
or at least put that former player on the air after he'd had a few....
Wasn't it ESPN????

Haha good ol Joe!That was classic.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Did mercury morris even have a significant role on that '72 dolphins' team??

1972 mia | 14 games 190 carries 1000 yds 5.3 ypc
12 rushing TD (tied for league lead)
15 receptions 168 yds 11.2

As another poster noted, he was their Kevin Faulk. IIRC he also did some return work but I don't have the stats handy...