Humor: What is GRONK's species name?

[ctpatsfan77]

So, if most tight ends are Homo sapiens, what is GRONK?

 

[patchick]

Homo fiestus?

 

[TheBostonStraggler]

Tough to determine if Gronk is a Diceros Defensus or Loxodonta Uncoveriblus. 5 or more seasons of prime and highly productive playing should help clarify it.

 

[captain insano]

Gronkenstien!! hes not human.

 

[TheFlyingWedge]

Gronkasurus Tyrannus

 

[Tony2046]

Gronkzilla.

 

[manxman2601]

This also might explain his catching prowess.

 

[RayClay]

Gotta be Homo Erectus.

 

[PATS16N0]

1,500 years ago there was probably a Gronk ancestor that looked just like him, bashing peoples skulls in with a giant war hammer and doing battlefield pelvic thrusts to celebrate

 

[WinstonSmith]

So, if most tight ends are Homo sapiens, what is GRONK?

Most QB's are Homo Sapiens as well but recently a new species was discovered with a higher evolved gag reflex, Romo Sapiens.

 

[nabwong]

Some of my friends are homie sapiens

 

[everlong]

 

[Buchanty]

Homo Brontecava from the Latin words 'bronte' meaning thunder and 'cavum' meaning spike. In this case his actions are multiple so the plural form of the noun is used, thus "thunder spikes"

 

[anditsgood]

Gronkascoreonus

 

[Galeb]

Homo fiestus?

LMAO, I was going to post the same exact thing.

 

[Galeb]

Gotta be Homo Erectus.

Homo HeWreckedUs

 

[Haley]

Bromo Apian

 

[lurker1965]

Homo Godzillus. Hey, don't believe me. Ask Rex Ryan.

 

[IcyPatriot]

He is a Transhuman .... that Kurzweil predicted.

Also called Transhumanus Gronkus.

 

[Bradyking12]

Gronkanoid