How much did ashley1992 pay Mac to do this?

[oldrover]

If that is an actual member of this board I will need to reconsider my life and marriage and everything I used to think wasn't worth losing for any reason.

Edit: that's scarjo right? No wonder I got all weak

There were limited options with images of "blowing a kiss".

A little girl? A smile emoji? John Travolta? Christian Bale? Marilyn Monroe, who's been dead for 60 years? And apparently had man hands? LOL

Hopefully Ashley took it in the spirit it was intended... to capture her deep feelings for Elandon.

 

[Ross12]

No reaction from @ashley1992 yet? The suspense is killing me!

Her lack of response is definitely an admission of guilt. Someone call Ted Wells, we're gonna need a copy of her phone records.

 

[venecol]

Her lack of response is definitely an admission of guilt. Someone call Ted Wells, we're gonna need a copy of her phone records.

She's obviously knee deep in the strategy for a hostile takeover of the NFL by the WWE or something like that.

 

[Ross12]

I actually watched the press conference this morning where Curran asked Mac about the wink (of course it's Curran who asked). Mac did indeed say yeah, they called out our play so he was throwing Elandon a wink saying "hey good catch." Curran asked if Mac changed the play at all and he said no but "sometimes the other guys don't have all the answers either."

So basically Elandon called out the play and Mac winked at him to make him go "wait a second, do I actually know the play?" and doubt himself. This dude is ridiculous.

 

[Schmo]

No reaction from @ashley1992 yet? The suspense is killing me!

Are you sure she hasn't yet? I always figured @ashley1992 was just @Ian catfishing with his niece's pics, so he can get the respect he deserves from certain members of this board whose only soft spot is for pretty women.

I mean, have you ever seen both of them posting in the same thread at the same time? Huh? Huh?

Ian = Bruce Wayne
Ashley = Batman

Just a theory.

 

[Hyped]

Next time we meet them, Flores will just have more tape on us. We really need to stop underestimating his coaching abilities. He's 2-0 against Belichick the last 2 games.

Rex Ryan was 3-2 against Belichick AFTER taking us down in a playoff game @Gillette...wasting a Brady MVP season...

Now, he's on TV.

Flores is 3-2 against BB...we smoked him down in Miami with AB, choked down the stretch...costing us a BYE later that season, beat him down with Cam running all over the place, got killed in Miami later that season after the team was broken down, and now an one point loss at home...

I can't wait for the week 18 game down in Miami in 2022!

 

[XLIX]

What's even more impressive was Mac gave Tua a note to give to Elandon during recess which said "Do you like me?" and had 2 boxes Elandon could check, one for yes and one for no.

 

[Ian]

Are you sure she hasn't yet? I always figured @ashley1992 was just @Ian catfishing with his niece's pics, so he can get the respect he deserves from certain members of this board whose only soft spot is for pretty women.

I mean, have you ever seen both of them posting in the same thread at the same time? Huh? Huh?

Ian = Bruce Wayne
Ashley = Batman

Just a theory.

LOL, I can assure you that's not the case.

 

[Ross12]

LOL, I can assure you that's not the case.

Good cover boss!

 

[Ian]

Good cover boss!

LOL, considering I'm old enough to be her dad ... that would be a little weird

 

[TomPatriot]

No reaction from @ashley1992 yet? The suspense is killing me!

She went into witness protection right after this thread was started.

 

[Steve102]

Good cover boss!

LOL, I can assure you that's not the case.

 

[n6249c]

I actually watched the press conference this morning where Curran asked Mac about the wink (of course it's Curran who asked). Mac did indeed say yeah, they called out our play so he was throwing Elandon a wink saying "hey good catch." Curran asked if Mac changed the play at all and he said no but "sometimes the other guys don't have all the answers either."

So basically Elandon called out the play and Mac winked at him to make him go "wait a second, do I actually know the play?" and doubt himself. This dude is ridiculous.

Which play was it? And what were the results? How did the Dolphins knowing what it was, or Mac not changing it, work out?

 

[Tony2046]

LOL, I can assure you that's not the case.

That sounds just like something Ashley would say. Hmmm

 

[holyredeemer]

LOL, considering I'm old enough to be her dad ... that would be a little weird

In my best Christian Bale voice, “Where is SHE?!?!”

 

[Wax Frog]

What's even more impressive was Mac gave Tua a note to give to Elandon during recess which said "Do you like me?" and had 2 boxes Elandon could check, one for yes and one for no.

Was there a "Ray Lewis kissed a guy" option?

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

LOL, I can assure you that's not the case.

...which means it's true

Well, your niece is very cute...

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Glad we got rid of Tom Oldy...otherwise we wouldn't have gotten Mac

This is may be the most fun, happy loss we ever suffered.

So we won't be 20-0.

I think we lost the battle, but we may win the war.

 

[FCB02062]

maybe she promised not to ban him from the GDT thread for saying, oh I don't know, the secondary isn't great...or belichick is poopy....or a running back shouldn't fumble....

 

[Tunescribe]

Next time we meet them, Flores will just have more tape on us. We really need to stop underestimating his coaching abilities. He's 2-0 against Belichick the last 2 games.

Meh. Flores is no wizard, the Dolphins lucked out Sunday.