Help! I Think PatJew Stole Joker's Voice!

[Joker]

Just back from the "game", if that is what some green beanso bonkernutsy Jet fans want to call it ,and I need the board's help.I think PatJew stole my vocal chords.

I was standing in my seat in 112 in the 4th quarter, screaming as loud as my lungs would permit when this slightly built guy wearing a Chinese Kung Fu practice vest reached across the row and snatched my vocal chords with these stainless steel chopsticks.It's like I've been struck mute...

GIVE ME BACK MY VOICE,PATJEW...I KNOW IT WAS YOU!

If any of you see a guy dressed in one of these, call a cop! I NEED my voice back...

 

[Lansdowne]

Found him.

 

[pherein]

classic

 

[Patspsycho]

That's him on the cover!

 

[RayClay]

I believe Patjew is massive like Gronkowski, so that must have been some other Jewish Chinese guy.

 

[Joker]

on second thought, you can keep the voice, PJ...just give me ANOTHER bludgeoning of the green beans just before we make the Bowl and I'll die a happy Pats fan...