Q: Favorite color?
A: We're looking at everyone to see who can help our team.
Reporter: STOP! He who would cross the Bridge of 10,000 Deaths must answer me these questions three ere the other side he see.
Belichick: Ask me your questions, foul Reporter. I am not afraid.
Reporter: What...is your name?
Belichick: Bill, King of the Patriots!
Reporter: What...is your quest?
Belichick: I seek the Holy Bowl of Lombardi!
Reporter: What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen football?
Belichick: (mumbling) How do you mean, American or European football?
Reporter: (confused) Well...I don't know...AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
Brady: How do you know so much about footballs, sire?
Belichick: Well, you have to know these sorts of things when you're the king, you know...
*the following was cut from the movie*
(Belichick and Brady approach a gigantic lake. A boat looking much like the one Washington crossed the Delaware to find a dentist in glides slowly towards them. As they prepare to cross, the same old man suddenly appears before them.)
Boatkeeper: STOP! He who would cross the Sea of Fate Must answer me these questions twenty-eight!
(Belichick and Brady look at each other. They look at the old man. They look back at each other. They pick the old man up, throw him in the water, and board the ship.)
