Goodell Presser

[Actual Pats Fan]

Channel 7 pre-empted Funny You Should Ask for this sh*thead...

What a tool.

 

[Wheelman]

This is when I hit the mute button. I never hear anything the fuhrer or bendover bob has to say. It's always the mute button for me.

 

[oldrover]

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator

 

[DaBronxPats14]

 

[fourhour]

WTF did he have to say?

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

you are my hero

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

WTF did he have to say?

How old are you, and how long have you been following the NFL/New England Patriots?

OK, here you go, FYI: "Duh, community, community, integrity, our sponsors, money, image, duh, elephants, duh, our image, we respect blah blah blah blah, our players, our communities, the flag, the shield, integrity, the courts backed us up, blah, blah, the Patriots damaged the league, blah, blah, the shield, duh, with liberty and fraternity for all."

 

[fourhour]

How old are you, and how long have you been following the NFL/New England Patriots?

OK, here you go, FYI: "Duh, community, community, integrity, our sponsors, money, image, duh, elephants, duh, our image, we respect blah blah blah blah, our players, our communities, the flag, the shield, integrity, the courts backed us up, blah, blah, the Patriots damaged the league, blah, blah, the shield, duh, with liberty and fraternity for all."

That's what I thought, and again, after one of his PC's, I still don't know what he said!

But really, without giving it a click, what was he spewing this time?

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

That's what I thought, and again, after one of his PC's, I still don't know what he said!

But really, without giving it a click, what was he spewing this time?

I'm not kidding, he blabbed about the league's partners and how great they are and how they support cops and civil rights and respecting the flag and the players etc.

I will translate:

"Because we do not wish to lose any of our partnerships or sponsors, that is, any of our money, we are attempting to appease our players by pretending to care about and support the protection of the civil rights of African-Americans, while still quashing their right to peacefully protest injustice during the performance of our national anthem prior to games. Furthermore, I am always right and I hold all the power and in my judgment the Patriots clearly are unworthy and cheat and lie and it's only a matter of time before I steal a third first-round pick from them and impose insane punishments for more imagined infractions. Thank you."

 

[IcyPatriot]

Man gets paid very well to use a lot of words to say nothing ... what a gig.

 

[Clonamery]

I'm not kidding, he blabbed about the league's partners and how great they are and how they support cops and civil rights and respecting the flag and the players etc.

I will translate:

"Because we do not wish to lose any of our partnerships or sponsors, that is, any of our money, we are attempting to appease our players by pretending to care about and support the protection of the civil rights of African-Americans, while still quashing their right to peacefully protest injustice during the performance of our national anthem prior to games. Furthermore, I am always right and I hold all the power and in my judgment the Patriots clearly are unworthy and cheat and lie and it's only a matter of time before I steal a third first-round pick from them and impose insane punishments for more imagined infractions. Thank you."

Hey that ain't translation, that's plagiarism.

Signed,
Ronnie Bourgeois

 

[fourhour]

I'm not kidding, he blabbed about the league's partners and how great they are and how they support cops and civil rights and respecting the flag and the players etc.

I will translate:

"Because we do not wish to lose any of our partnerships or sponsors, that is, any of our money, we are attempting to appease our players by pretending to care about and support the protection of the civil rights of African-Americans, while still quashing their right to peacefully protest injustice during the performance of our national anthem prior to games. Furthermore, I am always right and I hold all the power and in my judgment the Patriots clearly are unworthy and cheat and lie and it's only a matter of time before I steal a third first-round pick from them and impose insane punishments for more imagined infractions. Thank you."

Thanks. I saw something last night like bits from a press conference and concluded that he was blowing smoke up someones ass about the, "almost got our statement in while it's a hot subject" issue, and the first bud I ever grew and smoked was way more important!

Yada, yada, integrity, Mr.Mara......