Flacco, you dork

[Claremonster]

Suggs fixed him up with his

He has a bright future playing alien mongoloid's in scifi and horror flicks.

 

[Jackson 2]

He has a bright future playing alien mongoloid's in scifi and horror flicks.

I defy anyone to find an uglier human being (other than those poor souls who have suffered disfigurement) on this planet.He'd be better off if he went to freakin' Target and bought a tube of Crazy Glue and a box of Chiclets...

 

[captain stone]

Ahem. A certain 2007 and 2011 doofus raises hand to claim that "lucky" distinction.

Don't need much luck when the opponent is the 2011 Pats defense.

 

[Skree]

How about Joe Florko for a nickname - a mash up of Flacco and Dork.