[Edit: Satire]: Mike Florio Hurt in Accident

[OhExaulted1]

http://www.theonion.com/article/mike-florio-loses-3-fingers-after-accident-while-w-51392

 

[BradyFTW!]

Should probably have Onion and/or satire marked in the title, so people won't think it's real just from reading the headline.

 

[shmessy]

Should probably have Onion and/or satire marked in the title, so people won't think it's real just from reading the headline.

Ugh.

Thank you, OP [Satire]

 

[OhExaulted1]

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

 

[Wordsmyth]

Hilarious. That Michigan Wolverines/Harbaugh article was priceless. Especially the crack about QB (former Iowa Hawkeyes QB) Jake Rudock. I can't count how many times JR pissed me off in his prior regime.

 

[Froob]

Gibson confirmed that the accident was the Rumor Mill’s worst since 2011, when a spark caused a massive explosion that tragically killed 12 anonymous league sources.

 

[IllegalContact]

I like the NFL week 2 winners/losers

Winner: Tony Romo - reunited with Dez Bryant much sooner than expected

 

[Wheelman]

This article blows even for the onion! Not even funny.