***Dingleberry Casino*** Championship Weekend Betting

[Dingleberry]

The lines have calmed down after a lot of movement the first few days. Below you will find the lines and O/U. No money lines due to the closeness of the spreads. There are 6 Same Game Parlays for each game. You should be able to find one or two to fit how you imagine the game is going to go. There are also a lot of general props for the weekend. Make sure to get any bets that apply to both games in before the first kickoff.

You will notice 11 of our former players have magically acquired $25k. Those of you in red in the rankings below, please check out the next post in this thread. It will explain how and what your playing for. @Hyped since you are down to $4,500, it might be advantageous for you to forego that money and join the bankrupt contest. Read the next post and let me know. Your choice. Everyone else should read the next post as well. I have increased the carry over amounts you are still playing for.

Enjoy the games Sunday. Should be good football!











@Brandon_Cox @venecol @mgcolby @FreeTedWilliams @Calhoun44 @sb1 @neuronet @ArchAngel007 @Ford Prefect @1960Pats @pazrul72 @PatsFanInVa @PowerRunRevival @Froob @pctronics0072 @Hyped @Pat the Pats Fan @BaconGrundleCandy @Chevy @borisman @Ring 6 @Brotherblues @JarOfMayo51 @fightingirish595 @irishfanatic @borg @everlong

 

[Dingleberry]

What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

*******************************************************

Here are the updated prizes the 17 people alive are still playing for....



Finishing with 50k+ earns you an automatic $15k to your starting $200k next season. Finishing in the Top 10 will add to that $15k!

For our bankrupt friends, this is what you are playing for....



You have $25k now in your pocket. There is no minimum to bet this week. You don't even have to bet, you can wait until the Super Bowl. Finish at 50k or above earns you $10k next year. If you finish first amongst this group, it will be $15k. At the very least, this may give you some more enjoyment of the last 3 games this season.

***ALL I ASK IN RETURN FOR THE $25K IS AN UPVOTE OF THIS POST*** I want to see if that stupid joke can get flagged as a meaningful, content post!

@Hyped please let me know if you want to ride with the $4500 in the regular contest of declare bankruptcy. I think this gives you a better shot to build up for next year. Your call.

Any of the current players who go bankrupt this weekend will NOT get 25k to join this contest. This is a one time deal.

Enjoy!

@Pat the Pats Fan @irishfanatic @fightingirish595 @Ring 6 @BaconGrundleCandy @Chevy @everlong @JarOfMayo51 @borg @borisman @Brotherblues

 

[Hyped]

@Dingleberry, I am playing it out. Thanks for the 25K offer though. I think I can get back to 50K and roll over 15K next year with 3 games remaining to bet on (or my degenerate gambling ass thinks so).

Additional note, I read that they will not announce the NFL awards for Comeback Player of the Year until 2/9/23...3 days prior to the Superbowl. So, I figure I have a 33% chance at an additional 40K being added for the big game. My question is...if I go bankrupt this week....will I still be able to play the 40K should CMC win Comeback POTY? Or must I have some remaining bankroll?

 

[Dingleberry]

@Dingleberry, I am playing it out. Thanks for the 25K offer though. I think I can get back to 50K and roll over 15K next year with 3 games remaining to bet on (or my degenerate gambling ass thinks so).

Additional note, I read that they will not announce the NFL awards for Comeback Player of the Year until 2/9/23...3 days prior to the Superbowl. So, I figure I have a 33% chance at an additional 40K being added for the big game. My question is...if I go bankrupt this week....will I still be able to play the 40K should CMC win Comeback POTY? Or must I have some remaining bankroll?

You will still cash that even if you go bankrupt.

 

[Hyped]

You will still cash that even if you go bankrupt.

Then...all the more reason to not take the 25K right now. 50/50 to double up 4.5K this weekend and 33/67 to get another 40K for the Superbowl....

LFG!!!

 

[Dingleberry]

@Chevy You are looking at $75k if/when N Bosa is named DPOY before the SB. If you would like to stay in the betting contest, don't take the 25k and you will have the 75k before the SB. You just can't cash the Bosa bet if you take part in the bankrupt contest. Let me know...

@Froob you have $40k coming if Mahomes is MVP as expected.

 

[Dingleberry]

Then...all the more reason to not take the 25K right now. 50/50 to double up 4.5K this weekend and 33/67 to get another 40K for the Superbowl....

LFG!!!

If you do take the 25k, you can't get the McCaffrey bet though. It wouldn't be fair to the others competing for 1st place starting with 25k. But if you go bankrupt with your 4500, you CAN cash the McCaffrey bet.

 

[ArchAngel007]

6pt Teaser for 50K
Chefs and 49ers Spread

 

[Chevy]

@Chevy You are looking at $75k if/when N Bosa is named DPOY before the SB. If you would like to stay in the betting contest, don't take the 25k and you will have the 75k before the SB. You just can't cash the Bosa bet if you take part in the bankrupt contest. Let me know...

@Froob you have $40k coming if Mahomes is MVP as expected.

I'll roll with Bosa - seems to be the safer bet.

 

[sb1]

Chiefs 30K
SGP 4 20K
SGP 6 15K
SGP 11 20K

Score 2 TD: McCaffrey 20K
100 receiving yards: Chase 20K
Game to OT: 10K

 

[pazrul72]

It's that time of year go big or go home.

Bengals cover (20k)
9ers cover (20k)
Lowest scoring team Chiefs +250 (10k)
Joe Mixon 100 rushing yards +450 (10k)
Bengals #SGP 8 +250 (10k)
All 4 teams score 20 Points +350 (10k)

@Dingleberry i also upvoted your excellent joke so i expect your best hookers in my fully comped room sun night while I'm winning the casinos money.

 

[Dingleberry]

It's that time of year go big or go home.

Bengals cover (20k)
9ers cover (20k)
Lowest scoring team Chiefs +250 (10k)
Joe Mixon 100 rushing yards +450 (10k)
Bengals #SGP 8 +250 (10k)
All 4 teams score 20 Points +350 (10k)

@Dingleberry i also upvoted your excellent joke so i expect your best hookers in my fully comped room sun night while I'm winning the casinos money.

I appreciate it! I have reserved the twins for you. Treat them right.

 

[Hyped]

Hyped's Dingleberry Casino Championship Weekend Bets:

A.) $1,000 on SGP#5 (+700):

Hurts 1+ rush TD, Sanders 65+ rush yards, and Brown 75+ receving yards.

B.) $3,500 on this four legged parlay (+1000)*:

Eagles -2.5 and under 45.5
Bengals -1.0 and over 47.5


*@Dingleberry, this is a 3.5K bet with a 35K/0 calculation. Just a heads up.

 

[venecol]

@Dingleberry i also upvoted your excellent joke so i expect your best hookers in my fully comped room sun night while I'm winning the casinos money.

Why haven't the rest of the players upvoted the joke? Ingraits!

 

[pazrul72]

I appreciate it! I have reserved the twins for you. Treat them right.

View attachment 49425

I said your best hookers not your oldest ugliest ones. Jezzzus my other head almost shot out my rear looking at that. Gonna take my upvote back!

 

[Dingleberry]

I said your best hookers not your oldest ugliest ones. Jezzzus my other head almost shot out my rear looking at that. Gonna take my upvote back!

I didn't realize you were so picky. Here you go. Just let @Hyped have 2 of them.

 

[pazrul72]

I didn't realize you were so picky. Here you go. Just let @Hyped have 2 of them.

View attachment 49434

Better. But I get to pick the 2 and only as sloppy seconds

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I appreciate it! I have reserved the twins for you. Treat them right.

View attachment 49425

1, get three shots of any favorite spirit, put an index card over the top half of the pic, and tell me you wouldn't.

2, ok maybe you're too good for em. But on top of a van at Woodstock? Different story. I was six, but still.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

50K - Bengals -1
20K - Iggles -2.5
10k - SGP no. 2, 10k (+600)
10k - Deebo, 100+ rushing/receiving yards (+300)
25k - kickoff return for TD any game (+1000)
25K - Bengals D/ST to score a TD (+400)

Degens from upcountry represent

pitter patter let's get at er

 

[Dingleberry]

1, get three shots of any favorite spirit, put an index card over the top half of the pic, and tell me you wouldn't.

2, ok maybe you're too good for em. But on top of a van at Woodstock? Different story. I was six, but still.

I test drive all the Casino ladies.