DIKEMBE SUPER BOWL PREVIEW PART I: SEAHAWK PLAYER

[dikembe]

HELLO MY NAME DIKEMBE

TODAY I GIVE PART I MUCH ANTICIPATED PREVIEW OF SUPER BOWL X L I X. EVEN THOUGH MOST HAVE BEEN FOCUS ON STUPID IND(UI)Y ACCUSATION THAT WAS MADE, I HAVE BEEN DOING MUCH RESEARCH ON SEAHAWK THIS WEEK. SEAHAWK HAVE MANY GOOD PLAYERS, INCLUDING RICARDO SHERMANIA, MARSWAG LYNCH, RUSS WILSON, KAM THE CHANCELLOR AND EARL THE SQUIREL. HOWEVER, PATRIOTS CAN DEFINITELY PREVAIL. LETS FOCUS ON EACH PLAYER STRENGTH AND WEAKNESS

RICARDO SHERMANIA: STRENGTH: VERY GOOD AT COMMUNICATION, TALKS MUCH DURING GAMES. TEAMMATES CALL HIM "THE GOLDEN MOUTH" ALTHOUGH ALL REASONS WHY ARE NOT SURE.
WEAKNESS: IS QUITE OVERRATED NO? WENT TO WEST COAST COLLEGE SO PATRIOT CAN FOR SURE FORCE HIM INTO STUPID MISTAKE. IS ALSO SLOW AND HAS STUPID HAIRCUT

MARSWAG LYNCH: STRENGTH: CAUSES MORE NATURAL DISASTER THAN GOD. HURRICANE SANDY? MARSWAG. GREAT ICE STORM OF 98? MARSWAG. DEATH OF TUPAC AND BIGGIE? MARSWAG (BUT UNRELATED). THE MAN IS TERROR BRINGER
WEAKNESS: UNLIKE RICARDO, VERY POOR COMMUNICATION. FORCE RUSS INTO AUDIBLE AND MARSWAG WILL NOT LISTEN, CREATING TURNOVER

RUSS WILSON: STRENGTH: VERY FAST LITTLE MAN NO? CAN THROW FOOTBALL AT WORST TIMES FOR OTHER TEAM, KIND OF LIKE BETTER TIMOTHY TEBOW
WEAKNESS: VERY LITTLE FAST MAN RIGHT? HE WILL GET LOST IN THE TREES AND MISFIRE HIS PASSES. AHA HE LIKE TRAVELING GNOME

KAM THE CHANCELLOR AND EARL THE SQUIREL: STRENGTH: BOTH DUDE HIT HARD... BUT NOT AS HARD AS BROWNER! SOLUTION, BROWNER PLAY OFFENSE, STREET FIGHT OCCURS, ALL 3 GET EJECT. ALSO COOL NAME
WEAKNESS: CANNOT THROW FOOTBALL.


NOW THAT I HAVE IDENTIFIED PERSONAL, PATRIOT WILL HAVE GREAT CHANCE. CHECK BACK LATER FOR PART II
DIKEMBE OUT

 

[dikembe]

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[New England Pride]

You need to get yourself a blog my dude. Think about the ad revenue.

 

[dikembe]

You need to get yourself a blog my dude. Think about the ad revenue.

BRO YOU HANDLE THE BUSINESS END

 

[dikembe]

You need to get yourself a blog my dude. Think about the ad revenue.

60% REVENUE IS YOURS

 

[Gwedd]

I need to fine me a DIKEMBE! jersey for to wear this weekend. heck, ANY weekend is a good weekend for a DIKEMBE! jersey.

 

[dikembe]

I need to fine me a DIKEMBE! jersey for to wear this weekend. heck, ANY weekend is a good weekend for a DIKEMBE! jersey.

SOON

 

[Guts]

What do you think about Gronk vs Kam The Chancellor Dikembe?

 

[dikembe]

What do you think about Gronk vs Kam The Chancellor Dikembe?

GRONK CAN CATCH FOOTBALL, KAM THE CHANCELLOR CANNOT

 

[New England Pride]

 

[Captain Cool]

Dikembe has learned the magic of picture, gif, video, and meme. Brilliant!

EDIT:New England Pride posted the meme. Maybe Dikembe does not know this magic yet.

 

[Baboon]

Dikembe, Vegas has the Browner v Kam & Earl fight as a toss up, who should I pick? Does your analysis change if I tell you Ray Lewis will be on the sidelines?

And why is your name all lowercase?

PS - What do you think of Whiteside's 12 block triple double tonight? Is he the next dikembe?

 

[VJCPatriot]

LOL. Very funny stuff Dikembe! Thanks for your post! I'm looking for Gronk to DEFLATE some Seahawks players on Super Sunday!

Too soon? Yeah I went there...

Dikembe, please comment on Seahawks player Jeremy Lane who said that Gronk was 'not that good'!
http://blog.seattlepi.com/football/...y-lane-patriots-rob-gronkowski-not-that-good/

Just FYI Jeremy Lane is listed at 6' 190. Our Gronk is listed at 6'6 265.

 

[dikembe]

LOL. Very funny stuff Dikembe! Thanks for your post! I'm looking for Gronk to DEFLATE some Seahawks players on Super Sunday!

Too soon? Yeah I went there...

Dikembe, please comment on Seahawks player Jeremy Lane who said that Gronk was 'not that good'!
http://blog.seattlepi.com/football/...y-lane-patriots-rob-gronkowski-not-that-good/

Just FYI Jeremy Lane is listed at 6' 190. Our Gronk is listed at 6'6 265.

MORE LIKE JEREMY LAME NO?

 

[supafly]

Thanks for giving me a chuckle. It's been too long.

 

[supafly]

GRONK CAN CATCH FOOTBALL, KAM THE CHANCELLOR CANNOT

Don't forget about the possibility of wild panther.

I've been waiting for 2 months to see it.

 

[doesntmatter1]

You had me loling Marswag not listening to an audio. Just imagine Wilson trying to check things over w/ Lynch while the crowd is screaming.

Wilson: Marswag, did you hear what I said?

Lynch: thanks for axin.

 

[cincipatsfan]

STATE OF OHIO CHAMPIONS AGREE WITH DIKEMBE!

 

[grux]

Awesome read. Keep up the great work.

 

[dikembe]

Don't forget about the possibility of wild panther.

I've been waiting for 2 months to see it.

PERHAPS