Cowboys: No Filming of Offense at Practice Allowed This Week.

[BradyFTW!]

Thats like a Seinfeld episode...."He can't go left!

I got a bit of a Zoolander vibe from it. "I'm not an ambithrower! It's a problem I've had since I was a baby. I can't throw left."

 

[RobertWeathers]

also known as the "they're real, and they're spectacular" episode.

Thats right!

My memory is starting to fade on Seinfeld. I need to re-prioritize my life an start watching the reruns again

 

[nabwong]

Smart move.

Happy wifey is a happy lifey.

Happy wifey is a happy lifey..for wifey.

Husband feel the burn.

 

[Gronkowski123]

run up the score!!!

 

[InRodWeRust]

Thats like a Seinfeld episode...."He can't go left!

Look, kids! Big Ben, Parliament!

I can not get left!!

 

[A Defiant Goose]

My favorite was Norval Turner locking up the "First 15" script in a safe before the 2007 game vs. the Chargers.

First 15 plays were something like: Run, Run, Incomplete Pass, Punt, Run, Interception for a TD (Adalius!), Pass for 6 yards, Run, Incomplete Pass, Punt, Fumble, Incomplete Pass, Run, Incomplete Pass, Punt.

Awesome stuff from that offensive genius. Game was over before it started.

We got some pretty badass lock pickers!

 

[Huckleberry1]

And warn all Pats fans to watch out for Dallas Cowboys brand drunk drivers, since they have a history of killing people and all.

Actually the streets should be safer because the Cowboys won't be on them.

 

[dannydyn]

would you like lettuce and tomato with that burger? 60-ouncer

 

[PATS16N0]

Release the drones.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Sounds like Jerry and Goodell have the same PR style...coincidence? I think not.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

this is the graphic they showed during sunday night's game:

Time for the Ortiz shift .

 

[SlowGettingUp]

They just didn't want anyone to film Weeden's clever new workaround for his problem of not being able to throw to the left side of the field.

He stands on his head and throws right...

 

[DarrylS]

Over time the responses on this board have gotten better and better, but there is so much great material available..

The badass Dallas Cowboys of days gone by, have gone by.. they are just shells living in the past.

 

[SammyBlueCat]

 

[Patriot Missile]

Don't worry. No film needed. You suck.

 

[Wheelman]

Smart move.

Happy wifey is a happy lifey.

Let me translate that for everyone: Emotional blackmail

Happy wifey can take a hike!

 

[Wordsmyth]

The Cowpokes are "generally aware" that their former coach, Jimmy Johnson, filmed like Belichick did, right? Butthurt poser fest of epic douchebaggery.

 

[ThatllMoveTheChains!!!]

Why would the Cowboys go out of their way to piss off the pats with what is nothing more than a potshot? It will only hurt them being distracting their focus on the game and motivate the Pats to not take their foot off the gas.

Because WWFL

 

[JMC00]

The Cowpokes are "generally aware" that their former coach, Jimmy Johnson, filmed like Belichick did, right? Butthurt poser fest of epic douchebaggery.

I'll say one thing, reading their boards the last few days, there are very few of their fans that go to the "Cheatriots" dead horse.

Hard to talk **** on an organization about "cheating" when the coach that won you 2 SBs says he filmed and had people go through trash to look for game plans.

 

[lurker1965]

Yeah, I can't remember the last time some team took public measures against Patriot cheating and didn't end up getting shellacked. It's the perfect excuse.

Yup, the coaches just gave their players an excuse.