Cleveland Browns backup QB Johnny Manziel involved in fight

[Urgent]

Hey, no means no. You need permission before leaning in for the hug.

 

[Sicilian]

Even when they're having a good season, the Browns still can't escape their crappy drafting.

 

[tasmlab]

In other Johnny Football news, his girlfriend thinks he should start:

http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2014/11/23/johnny-manziel-girlfriend-browns-falcons-brian-hoyer

I wonder what his mom thinks?

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

manziel is a turd.

It's worse - he is an Aggie - for those of you not from Texas, it's kind of like being a Jets fan.

• How do Aggies practice safe sex?

They get rid of all the animals that kick.

• What's a fart?

An Aggie love call.

• How do you know when an Aggie has sent you a fax?

When there's a stamp on it.

• What do you call a female Aggie who takes birth control pills?

A humanitarian.

• Why are rectal thermometers banned in College Station?

They cause too much brain damage.

• How can you tell you are in an Aggie dorm?

You can see toilet paper hanging on the clothes line.

• Why did the Aggie's team airliner crash?

It ran out of coal.

More at > http://pages.suddenlink.net/mjc/agjokes.htm

 

[fnordcircle]

Who else here is loving Brady apprentice Hoyer keeping Johnny Football's ass on the pine this season?

Not me. I want to see Manziel starting somewhere and causing all sorts of crazy ****. I love controversy and car wrecks more than I love Hoyer.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

You know, Manziel is interesting...

He could be the next Dan Marino - known doper out of college, chasing women, South Florida blowhead party lifestyle early in his career - straighten out his **** and go on to be a Hall of Famer...

Or, he could be the next Ryan Leaf...

Betting windows are now open...

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

Aggies do have the hottest women in Texas, though...they don't call it "Texas T & A" for nothing!

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Aggies do have the hottest women in Texas, though...they don't call it "Texas T & A" for nothing!

....for everybody outside Texas

Did you know Texas A&M did not allow co-eds until 1970? They would be known as "Maggies"

Can't blame them wanting to go with the guy-gal ratio in their favor to the school with the biggest ROTC program to find a man.

 

[Fencer]

if a sloppy drunk dude walks up to hug you with a bunch of your friends around in the middle of the night his going to get bunched in the face this is just over blown cause he is famous

But it happens mainly to famous people, so they should know enough not to overreact.