Thanks to Ian in advance for letting me give you guys a heads-up...I have a chat at projo.com at noon that will go until 1 p.m....feel free to jump in with a question...
How about this: "Corey, are your advanced age, decreasing skills, and outright laziness among the reasons you've been letting all your teammates down this year?"
That should do it!
(Disclaimer: I do NOT believe this is true, just trying to start something!)