haha, I admit it does sound ridiculous. Tatum can't stay away from iso ball and just kills them even when he is scoring, because when he starts missing (and he always does), there is no plan B. When the ball is moving, they are really good.
Brown -- not a max contract guy. Nice complementary player, like a Jamaal Murray.
Porzingis -- I really like him but always hurt
White -- I don't think his defense was as good this year. Probably at his peak -- over-rated might be too strong with him to be fair
Holiday -- I don't know what happened to him this year -- still a good defender, but that's it
Hauser -- meh. too hot and cold for my taste
Pritchard -- ya, might wrong to say he is over-rated.
Horford -- I have never been a horford fan; how can you be 7 foot and never get a rebound, haha. Definitely time to retire.
Mazzulla -- I despise the 3-ball strategy and he doesn't see to have anything else.
Your overall point is well-taken. I'm having a little fun, but I do think they should rebuild now while they have some capital.