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[Actual Pats Fan]

"yes Mark..THAT'S the real secret...the fans are like mushrooms...you feed them shyt and keep them in the dark...sit back and rake in the millions..."

shyt=flying elvis

 

[oldrover]

"Oh and I can also get you a great deal on cardboard boxes."

 

[Tunescribe]

shyt=flying elvis

Do you know why Flying Elvis flies upside-down over your posts? Think about it ...

 

[IcyPatriot]

Kraft ... "How much to trade faces"

 

[Zeus]

"Don't you dare ever call me Bob. Don't you dare ever call me Robert. You call me Mr. Kraft. You insignificant little putz."